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Dave "The Pwner"   Vatican City State (Holy See)
 
 
Hello, I'm the famous Kaninballe123/Dave. I come from Sweden and I am a professional gamer. Have fun when I'm going to own you. Later dude!


I FIGHT IN THE NAME OF GOD!

Note: Due to crab people Jesus won't come today -.-

Btw guys, I'm now a proud owner of my own Minecraft server (No hamachi required!). If you want the IP adress so you can join, just ask me. I just have three rules: 1. Be serious! 2. Dont steal anything from the other players! 3. Have fun! If you break any of these rules you get banned. You only have one chance :) . Good luck guys!

Keep Feeding The Trolls

-Vlad Disney

Developing Diary:

2011-02-03 I did something that someone requested :>
2011-07-1 I NOW HAVE AN MC SERVER! For more info read the text above!
2012-10-28 Some minor bugfixes and spelling mistakes.
2012-12-26 I survived the end of the world and also corrected some spelling mistakes in the process.

Did you know that the French language has seventeen different words for ‘surrender’?

Stranger: im from malaysia
You: Shidd nigga
Stranger: lol
You: My TV comes from Malaysia
You: :>


What I do on my sparetime except gaming??? Well...
Good stuff, Ande learn to know what is good :D
How I take my dogs for a walk??? Well...



Thug 4 L1F3 since 1997

Never tell your password to anyone.
Dioptriy: I am looking for an opponent for a superlong game
Dave: who da fuk u is?
Dave: oh
Dave: civ game?
Dave: nvm
Dioptriy: civilization
Dioptriy: u r a thug so nevermind
Dioptriy is now Offline.

IM A FUCKING THUG BRAH, DONT U DARE PLAY CIV WITH ME N1G4!
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Lavanda 23 hours ago 
this guy in my profile gives his items to everyone for some reason. He gave me karambit lol
Seidtz auto Mar 29 @ 5:39am 
Hey bro, I can give my Karambit | Doppler FN for all your inventory. I think it's a good offer since Karambit is popular and nice knife so if you ok just send me trade offer. I will accept your inventory for my Karambit for sure but also can take any other reasonable offer
Wolak Jan 24 @ 12:02pm 
-rep fucking silver
salty || simOn Nov 10, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
-rep haxx
VACnet Oct 1, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
-rep cod player
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