BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition is a lewd third-person beat-’em-up about a man’s crusade against “the Man”, a company that’d take away what makes BoneTown “BoneTown” — boning!

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I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game so much. I played BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition for nearly five hours, hoping it’d “get better”. In retrospect, I should have stopped playing hours ago. BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition made me laugh-out-loud with its crass humor and obscene stereotypes. If you’re the sort that’s easily offended for any reason whatsoever, this is not your game. This game is surprisingly difficult (but for all the wrong reasons). Dealing meaningful damage or recovering from combat is grueling chore. Thanks to auto-aim, it’s easy to form accidental enemies (and they will never stop chasing you). If you’re confronted by more than one baddie, chances are you’re gonna die. It sucks running about the city screaming “blowjob please” and hoping somebody bites — yes, blowjobs are the only way to recover from overzealous baddies and gangbangs gang-beatings. If you’re interested in playing this game, go kick yourself in the balls. Try as you might, even if you defied reality and managed to pull it off, what’s waiting for you? Some sick satisfaction that you can? That’s what playing BoneTown is like.


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[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F, FxM) sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Heck if I know.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition[/b] is a lewd third-person beat-’em-up about a man’s crusade against “the Man”, a company that’d take away what makes BoneTown “BoneTown” — boning! [b]Note: this article is a FRACTION of the full review. To read the whole article (including commentary and ratings), be sure pay my site a visit.[/b] [h1]Verdict[/h1] [b]I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game so much.[/b] I played [b]BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition[/b] for nearly five hours, hoping it’d “get better”. In retrospect, I should have stopped playing hours ago. [b]BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition[/b] made me laugh-out-loud with its crass humor and obscene stereotypes. If you’re the sort that’s easily offended for any reason whatsoever, this is not your game. This game is surprisingly difficult (but for all the wrong reasons). Dealing meaningful damage or recovering from combat is grueling chore. Thanks to auto-aim, it’s easy to form accidental enemies (and they will never stop chasing you). If you’re confronted by more than one baddie, chances are [b]you’re gonna die.[/b] It [b]sucks[/b] running about the city screaming “blowjob please” and hoping somebody bites — yes, blowjobs are the only way to recover from overzealous baddies and [strike]gangbangs[/strike] gang-[b]beatings[/b]. If you’re interested in playing this game, go kick yourself in the balls. Try as you might, even if you defied reality and managed to pull it off, what’s waiting for you? Some sick satisfaction that [i]you can?[/i] That’s what playing BoneTown is like. [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/bonetown-the-second-coming-edition/]For ratings and additional content, click here for the FULL REVIEW![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]