Your first girlfriend is a lewd strategy game with RPG and tower-defense elements.

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Deploy and upgrade troops (or “heroes”) while carefully managing your resources! There are a variety of deployable troops, each of them with varying stats. It’s unclear what they mean (such as the difference between “attack” and “power”), but it’s safe to say more is better. You can improve individual troops simply by using them, or by purchasing single-use equipment. Whatever you do, DO NOT spend all of your money under any circumstance. Troops cost money, and if you make the same mistake I did you’ll be stuck with useless software. There’s a “log in” bonus with assorted rewards (including precious money). I have no idea what half of the rewards are (and I’m pretty sure most of them are non-functional). As you complete missions, you’ll earn points and climb the leaderboards!

There is no sexual content, but one or more models have bare breasts — it’s nothing to write about.

Ugh. Due to a programming oversight, I broke the game by spending my money before deploying my “heroes”. I didn’t realize they cost money, leaving me to believe my game was busted. I’ve been very generous JXQ GOOD GAME; I rebooted this application off-and-on, just in case I missed an important update. One day, I decided to fiddle with my system time in order to exploit the “daily rewards” to acquire more money. Under normal circumstances, I would have been forced to log-in over the course of days just to try to play the game. Even if you don’t make the same mistake as I did, it’s possible to run out of money through normal gameplay. You may have to “log in” for a week straight just to play again! I’m willing to look past sub-par visuals, but Your first girlfriend is something special (in a bad way). I’m not sure why this game is tagged with “sexual content” when there is only nudity. Furthermore, the nudity is uncalled for — it adds nothing to the game. To its credit, Your first girlfriend is almost an interesting game once you learn how to play. It’s too bad the gameplay is too confusing and monotonous to be worth learning. I shouldn’t have fixed my game.


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[h1]why do I bother[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F) nudity.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One hour (est.)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Your first girlfriend[/b] is a lewd strategy game with RPG and tower-defense elements. [b]Note: this article is a FRACTION of the full review. To read the whole article (including commentary and ratings), be sure pay my site a visit.[/b] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Deploy and upgrade troops (or “heroes”) while carefully managing your resources! There are a variety of deployable troops, each of them with varying stats. It’s unclear what they mean (such as the difference between “attack” and “power”), but it’s safe to say more is better. You can improve individual troops simply by using them, or by purchasing single-use equipment. Whatever you do, [b]DO NOT[/b] spend all of your money under any circumstance. Troops cost money, and if you make the same mistake I did you’ll be stuck with useless software. There’s a “log in” bonus with assorted rewards (including [b]precious money[/b]). I have no idea what half of the rewards are (and I’m pretty sure most of them are non-functional). As you complete missions, you’ll earn points and climb the leaderboards! [h1]Sexual Content[/h1] There is no sexual content, but one or more models have bare breasts — it’s nothing to write about. [h1]Verdict[/h1] [b]Ugh.[/b] Due to a programming oversight, [b]I broke the game[/b] by spending my money before deploying my “heroes”. I didn’t realize they cost money, leaving me to believe my game was [b]busted.[/b] I’ve been [b]very[/b] generous JXQ GOOD GAME; I rebooted this application off-and-on, just in case I missed an important update. One day, I decided to fiddle with my system time in order to exploit the “daily rewards” to acquire more money. Under normal circumstances, I would have been forced to log-in over the course of days just to [b]try[/b] to play the game. Even if you don’t make the same mistake as I did, it’s possible to run out of money through normal gameplay. You may have to “log in” for a week straight just to play again! I’m willing to look past sub-par visuals, but Your first girlfriend is something special ([b]in a bad way[/b]). I’m not sure why this game is tagged with “sexual content” when there is only nudity. Furthermore, the nudity is uncalled for — it adds nothing to the game. To its credit, [b]Your first girlfriend[/b] is [i]almost[/i] an interesting game once you learn how to play. It’s too bad the gameplay is too confusing and monotonous to be worth learning. I shouldn’t have fixed my game. [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/your-first-girlfriend/]For ratings and additional content, click here for the FULL REVIEW![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]