Horny Alice: Gothic Run is a lewd runner about Alice running away from home (or something like that).

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Alice can’t stop running, and your job is to weave her through obstacles and collect as many “crystals” as possible. Along the way are one of three power-ups, which grant flight, double “points” and crystal magnetism. If she touches anything, it’s game-over! By grinding for crystals, you may increase the duration of your power-ups and purchase lewd images! The camera is a two-faced ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; sometimes it prevents you from seeing nearby hazards. I’ve had countless runs ended because I couldn’t see what was directly below or in front of me. The collision is a little whack, causing unnecessary deaths on seemingly flat surfaces. To unlock the full gallery, you’re gonna be hitting the “Restart” button an awful lot.

There are nine unlockable CGs, featuring tentacles and masturbation. Alice is pretty hot, and so are her tentacled friends! The posing and models could be a little better, but I enjoy the ‘toon aesthetic. The grainy artwork suggests the renders were at least somewhat rushed (or Wolfi needs better hardware!) I wish the CGs were animated (or better yet, interactive) — maybe they’d be worth the effort.

I don’t recommend this game. If progression was at least eight-times faster, it might be worth picking up — but as-is, under no circumstance should you grab this title. It’s riddled with small bugs sure to suck the fun out of your playthrough. From bad collision to missing “crystals”, I wanted to play something else within ten minutes. The gameplay is monotonous, without so much as visual changes to maintain engagement. Even if you have the patience to sit through a few hundred runs, the sexual content isn’t worth your time. Horny Alice: Gothic Run features quaint selection of tentacle porn, but it’d be faster to find real tentacles than to unlock “horny Alice’s” slideshow. Whenever Wolfi publishes a major balance update, I think Horny Alice: Gothic Run may be worth a quickie.


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[h1]Boobies yay[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Thirty minutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]Not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Horny Alice: Gothic Run[/b] is a lewd runner about Alice running away from home (or something like that). [b]Note: this article is a FRACTION of the full review. To read the whole article (including commentary and ratings), be sure pay my site a visit.[/b] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Alice can’t stop running, and your job is to weave her through obstacles and collect as many “crystals” as possible. Along the way are one of three power-ups, which grant flight, double “points” and crystal magnetism. If she touches anything, it’s [b]game-over![/b] By grinding for crystals, you may increase the duration of your power-ups and purchase lewd images! The camera is a two-faced asshole; sometimes it prevents you from seeing nearby hazards. I’ve had countless runs ended because I couldn’t see what was directly below or [i]in front[/i] of me. The collision is a little whack, causing unnecessary deaths on [i]seemingly flat[/i] surfaces. To unlock the full gallery, you’re gonna be hitting the “Restart” button an awful lot. [h1]Sexual Content[/h1] There are nine unlockable CGs, featuring tentacles and masturbation. Alice is pretty hot, and so are her tentacled friends! The posing and models could be a little better, but I enjoy the ‘toon aesthetic. The grainy artwork suggests the renders were at least somewhat rushed (or Wolfi needs better hardware!) I wish the CGs were animated (or better yet, interactive) — [i]maybe they’d be worth the effort.[/i] [h1]Verdict[/h1] I don’t recommend this game. If progression was at least eight-times faster, it might be worth picking up — but as-is, under no circumstance should you grab this title. It’s riddled with small bugs sure to suck the fun out of your playthrough. From bad collision to missing “crystals”, I wanted to play something else within ten minutes. The gameplay is monotonous, without so much as visual changes to maintain engagement. Even if you have the patience to sit through a few hundred runs, the sexual content isn’t worth your time. [b]Horny Alice: Gothic Run[/b] features quaint selection of tentacle porn, but it’d be faster to find [i]real tentacles[/i] than to unlock “horny Alice’s” slideshow. Whenever Wolfi publishes a major balance update, I think [b]Horny Alice: Gothic Run[/b] may be worth a quickie. [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/horny-alice-gothic-run/]For ratings and additional content, click here for the FULL REVIEW![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]