25 people found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jun 14, 2021 @ 1:08am
Updated: Aug 1, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Boobies yay
(Adult) Content
(F) nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Pachi Pachi On A Roll is a “fun mix of pachinko and pinball” and other assorted mini-games.

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Gameplay
Strategically drop your balls (LOL) and watch ’em bounce about a series of interactive stages! Pachi Pachi On A Roll is a form of “pachinko” game; simply put, you must collect “points” by bouncing your balls from assorted objects. Once you let go of your balls (hah), they leave your control (hah!) There can only be one ball on-screen at any time, so it’s important to drop ’em with care ([f-word], I can’t even). There are four levels to unlock with unique mechanics to keep gameplay interesting. These “mechanics” include slot machines, runaway trains, flying saucers and disembodied hands. There’s a secret mini-game in each stage, but they require some skill to play. Not only do you have to learn a completely new set of controls and mechanics, you have to unlock them through some convoluted mechanism. Thankfully, if you fail a minigame your progress is saved until you run out of balls. Some games may require you to unlock them multiple times during a session. I only saw a few mini-games, but I failed to beat any of them before running out of balls. Simply playing the game will unlock entries in the “gallery”, but I’m unsure if the minigames offer any meaningful rewards.

Sexual Content
You’re able to strip each character by striking designated “pegs” (indicated by heart symbols). When they are struck four times, they are removed from the game. There isn’t any sexual content, but there is full nudity. It’s a shame, because Fujiko and Robin lesbian sex would be dope! Regardless, their puffy tits and unshaved ♥♥♥♥♥ are a welcome sight. Hitting the designated pegs requires careful aim and a lot of balls (heh). It’s difficult to strip Fujiko and Robin without straying taking a pause from quests, minigames and general progression. Thankfully, your score is carried-over between rounds of gameplay (so you can strip away guilt free!)

Verdict
This a fun time killer, but I still think it’s overpriced. It’s a nine-dollar arcade game with an hour’s worth of content (maybe two for achievement hunters). However, I have to commend Pachi Pachi On A Roll for mechanically interesting gameplay. Dolores Entertainment took full advantage of the digital medium by offering a form of pachinko that couldn’t be replicated in real-life. I’m stoked Dolores Entertainment added full nudity to this game — skin is a powerful motivation to play with your balls. As much as I enjoyed the variety of levels, I think this game would have benefited from a unified theme. The last level offers a wonderful (and surprisingly difficult) fantasy-themed rendition of pachinko. If the entire game looked like the last level, that’d be pretty dope (and Dolores Entertainment could sell themed sequels!) I enjoyed this game the first time around. I had no problem revisiting to check out the new “Adult Content Update!” Pachi Pachi On A Roll still needs more content, but naked ladies are a step in the right direction!


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1 Comments
Marianne Jul 30, 2021 @ 9:56pm 
There has been an adult content update.
You have to adjust it now!