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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: Jan 15, 2021 @ 6:38pm
Updated: Jan 15, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Does anybody even know what records are?
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
Covered genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
Five minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Dance Waifu is a lewd hidden object game.

Gameplay
Collect hidden records to strip the dance club! There are twenty records to find, each incrementing the "Music Hotness" about five-percent. When the Hotness is raised to one-hundred percent, the game is effectively won, and each character will go topless.

Story
There is no story (and I'm not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen is a bit messy, but I enjoy the animations. Strangely, the titlemenu can only be manipulated using the keyboard (as opposed to the mouse cursor). There is no way to adjust audio or display preferences.

- The Goods -
There's dancing, topless waifus. Don't you love painted-on nip's?

Verdict
I don't recommend this game. Dance Waifu isn't worth a dollar, or even half a dollar. It's not funny, and it's not fun -- but I'll admit, compared to other memeware I have played, Dance Waifu is more fun. With a few extra levels and meaningful content, this could be an okay hidden object game. . . but I wouldn't hold my breath.


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2 Comments
Klarth May 21, 2023 @ 4:12pm 
But what about for 35 cents?
kmyc89 Jan 17, 2021 @ 10:39am 
About recording: on Win10 there is this gaming-tool from Microsoft- while I plug my XOne-pad (info: not required) - I pressing the XBOX-logo and the menu pops .