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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.1 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 20, 2020 @ 11:27pm
Updated: Nov 21, 2020 @ 12:54am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
No.
Censorship?
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Four or five hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.

Megacraft Hentai Edition is a knock-off Minecraft sandbox game with a Minecraft-like aesthetic.

Gameplay
“Mine” and place blocks. That’s. . . that’s all there is to Megacraft. There are no enemies or objectives, just a great big world of nothing. You can pick from three world-types, “forest”, “fall forest”, and “mountains”. You choice world is purely cosmetic; the blocks change, but the only unique item in the game is the water. Unfortunately, water is the bane of existence. Any soul unfortunate enough to fall upon open water will be rendered slow as a slug. . . a dead slug. However, with enough creativity, you can make things to do! I booted up a “mountains” world, and I sought the tallest peak I could find. From the tippy-top I made a big, black [wiener] complete with spurting jizz!

Story
There is no story (and I’m not making one up.)

Visuals
The titlescreen is nicely arranged, though I’ve seen the same waifus in the same pose one too many times. The interface for the main-menu looks great (but there’s typos. . . which I imagine were intentional — real funny guys.) The in-game user-interface is a different story, however; navigating menus is convoluted, in-part due the inability to navigate them without a cursor. Minecraft could get it right, why can’t Megacraft? There doesn’t appear to be any adjustable user-preferences, such as audio, display or graphical preferences. I have a solid PC, and I know it can handle not having unrendered voids.

- The Goods-
Though the word “hentai” is part of this game’s name, there is no hentai to be seen. Don’t you love false advertising?

Verdict
I do not recommend this game, even if you like memeware. There is absolutely nothing to do, and the game lacks the most basic features. It plays terrible, and the novelty wears off in minutes. There is nothing unique between blocks, and visual errors are commonplace. You can’t save your creations or worlds. Let that sink in; this is a Minecraft-eske game that can’t even save your work. By golly, Megacraft is Megacrap. Don’t buy.


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6 Comments
LegoMaster Feb 27, 2021 @ 11:01am 
8ut hentai
BobbyWitThatTool Feb 15, 2021 @ 10:01pm 
Thank You Kanye:steamhappy:
Tusunkus Jan 31, 2021 @ 12:39am 
Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to kick this from my cart immediately, and hide it from my filters list. Top annoying things for me in any game, is Hentai with no Hentai, and buying a game only to learn it has Censorship.
DatWombat Jan 31, 2021 @ 12:22am 
You know, I probably would have given this game a "thumbs up" if you could save. I spent like, forty-five minutes on Mount BBC! I've reviewed so many games with "Hentai" in the name (without hentai) that I don't get surprised anymore, just annoyed.
Tusunkus Jan 31, 2021 @ 12:13am 
Lmfao I always read your post, and sometimes you crack me up with laughter. Damn you are so silly....... So you mean to tell me you can't save in this game, and most importantly there is no sexual content to this game even though it say it is?
BogPaPa Dec 18, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
Very helpful will gift to a friend :8bitheart: