Escort Simulator is a lewd poser game that revolves around a single escort (or prostitute) and some guy.

There are three game modes to choose from; in "Customize Escort", you may slightly modify the female actor; in "Strip Tease', you may watch your escort do a dance; in "[Bang] Escort", you may watch your escort enter a number of sexual positions with a male partner. The character customization is lacking, and the male character looks awful.

There is no story, moving on.

There is no titlescreen. It's right to the action! Unfortunately, it's not the kind of action you want. The interface is bland, and so are the visuals as a whole. There are no adjustable user preferences, and there is no form of gallery. The camera options in-game are dreadfully limited.

- The Goods -
The animations and characters were really something. It was like watching a few zombies bang it out, and there was a few times when it looked like the woman's [lady bits] were falling out of her hips. It was kind of traumatic. I'd really like to not see (or hear) her speak again. Given the background noise to her voice, I think she's a robot. Expect male-on-female sexual intercourse.

I wouldn't touch this title with a ten foot pole. I don't know if this game is serious, or overpriced memeware. In any case, it's all around awful quality, and I strongly recommend against it. This game needed quite a bit of development before release.

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[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One hour.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Escort Simulator[/b] is a lewd poser game that revolves around a single escort (or [i]prostitute[/i]) and [i]some guy.[/i] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] There are three game modes to choose from; in "Customize Escort", you may slightly modify the female actor; in "Strip Tease', you may watch your escort do a dance; in "[Bang] Escort", you may watch your escort enter a number of sexual positions with a male partner. The character customization is lacking, and the male character looks awful. [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story, moving on. [h1]Visuals[/h1] There is no titlescreen. It's right to the action! Unfortunately, [i]it's not the kind of action you want.[/i] The interface is bland, and so are the visuals as a whole. There are no adjustable user preferences, and there is no form of gallery. The camera options in-game are dreadfully limited. [b] - The Goods -[/b] The animations and characters were [i]really something.[/i] It was like watching a few zombies bang it out, and there was a few times when it looked like the woman's [lady bits] were falling out of her hips. It was kind of traumatic. I'd really like to not see (or hear) her speak again. Given the background noise to her voice, I think she's a robot. Expect male-on-female sexual intercourse. [h1]Verdict[/h1] I wouldn't touch this title with a ten foot pole. I don't know if this game is [i]serious,[/i] or overpriced memeware. In any case, it's all around [i]awful[/i] quality, and I strongly recommend against it. This game needed quite a bit of development before release. [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] If you enjoy my reviews, please follow my Curator page. Trust me, [b]you want to.[/b] https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/ To stay up to date on announcements and [i]propaganda,[/i] click here! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap