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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 22, 2020 @ 1:02am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F, FxM, MxM) Sexual content.
Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not neccesary.

Escape from the hospital is a lewd point-n'-clicker about a man's escape from a strange ward.

Gameplay
When starting a new game, you can pick any (of three) floors to begin. The game plays out like a standard point-n'-clicker — you must pay careful attention to detail, and find hidden clues to progress. I recommend screenshoting any clues you find, since there is no inventory system or means to review important documents.

Story
The protagonist wakes up in some delipated hospital room. All he has is a bracelet with the number nine printed-on. It would appear to be that he's one of many sexual test subjects, and he wants out.

I don't blame him — the place he wakes in, looks like bacterial cesspool.

Visuals
You know what I love? When the first prompt you see isn't English, and there's no option to change the language until you answer the prompt? For all I know, I might of signed my first born child away. The language prompt should come before the age verification, for ♥♥♥♥'s sakes. Anyways, titlescreen — it looks promising. It actually looks great, even if there's some furious-lookin' neko screaming at you. You can adjust audio and text settings from the "Preferences" pane. The "Help" pane will bring up a written tutorial on how to control the game.

- The Goods -
The artwork is great! It's a shame there is no gallery, and the sexual CGs are rather brief. Expect female, male-on-female, and male-on-male sexual content.

Verdict
For the price, you can't go too wrong, but I think this game would benefit from a guide of sorts. Like many games of the genre, if you get stuck, you're kind of screwed. You can skip floors which his nice, but it blows to uh, not see the blow.

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4 Comments
DatWombat Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:15pm 
I was probably estimating playtime; I didn't start consistently completing games until after 2021
QuantumGoose Aug 31, 2022 @ 3:25am 
did you say 1 or 2 hours? you have 0.8 hours of playtime. thats like 48 min. suspicious. either way W review
DatWombat Jun 10, 2020 @ 1:27am 
Heh, as am I!
The Dude May 22, 2020 @ 10:12am 
I love your reviiews, I am always looking for the "Woot! Woot!" :lunar2019coolpig: