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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: Jan 8, 2021 @ 8:30pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Sir Stretchalot about a knight (or rather, a "stretcher") for hire, whose journey begins in a pee-soaked well swamped with water monsters (and monster girls!)

Gameplay
Punch through dialogue and periodically engage in scripted combat. Sir Stretchalot looks like an RPG (and in some cases, plays like an RPG), but I’d consider this game to be more akin to a kinetic visual novel. Most of the game is comprised of dialogue, and you literally can’t take damage (or lose the game, for that matter). I would have liked to have seen more player interactivity (beyond mashing the “enter” key). Sir Stretchalot was built on an engine that supports turn based, RPG combat — why not put it to use? Thankfully, you can speed up the game using the “A”, “S”, and “D” keys (allowing you to skip unnecessary content).

Story
Sir Stretchalot is a stretcher. He may don the armor of a knight, and he may fight like one — but he does not kill his foes (rather, he stretches them!) Sir Stretchalot stretches friends and foes alike. However, stretching doesn’t always have to have deadly consequences. Sometimes, it has white and wet consequences! Stretchalot’s journey begins in a pee-soaked, village well. The locals consider him a discount knight — and he’ll have to prove to the world that stretchers are sires too.

Visuals
The titlescreen is strangely formatted; though I love the artwork, it’s not formatted in such a way to fill the screen. From “Options”, you may adjust audio preferences. There is no gallery to review CGs (which is a shame, considering Sir Stretchalot is an adult game). If you’d like to revisit CGs, you’ll have to try to save just before they occur.

- The Goods -
There are a few base CGs to see, though more are planned. The artwork is quality, but it seems a tad amateurish. Regardless, I love monster girls, and this game delivers — Apple Tart Games, how’d you know I really like skull [banging]?

Verdict
Sir Stretchalot has some flaws, but I definitely recommend this game! It's worth a buck as-is, and as new episodes are added (hopefully) this game will turn into a deal! If you're in the market for a crass, light-hearted tale with lewd monster girls, you're in luck. I hope to stretch with Sir Stretchalot in the near future!


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Developer response:
Apple_Tart_DEV  [developer] Posted: Jul 18, 2022 @ 1:56pm
Hey mate!

Is there any way I can get in contact with you? I tried to add you as a friend but it said you had too many friends already, and I couldn't find any email or anything on your site.

Cheers.

- Apple.
2 Comments
Jul 18, 2022 @ 6:11pm 
Hi Apple! I added you as a friend on Steam, hopefully that works? I thought Steam developers can't add other users as friends, but I could be wrong.

Hmm, that's not a bad idea; I should add an email or something! Most of the people reach out via my "Q&A", but it's a little out of the way ain't it?
Jan 25, 2021 @ 6:04pm 
okay then! 🤔