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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 4, 2020 @ 12:30am
Updated: Apr 4, 2020 @ 12:30am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (F) nudity.
Censorship
Yes. . . no genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
Half-an-hour to one.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Yes, download as Steam DLC.

Shoot Them 2 is a first person shooter where hordes of generic anime girls are tryin' to kill you dead.

I'm surprised this game isn't called Hentai Shoot Them 2.

Gameplay
The moment you spawn, the clone female soldiers are homing to your location. Despite their friendly looks, they actually want to kill you. Armed with but a handgun, you must fend off a designated number of them before advancing to the next stage. Body-shots remove clothes, and head-shots insta-kill. Every gun has pin-point accuracy, so it's always best to shoot one or two bullets at a time, to prevent needless reloading or ammo collectin'. Through out each stage are hidden ammunition and weapons, though the only weapon you need is the pistol.

The shotgun sucked so hard I was profoundly disappointed. I felt so cool, seein' how I found a super-secret pump action shotgun. . . and as it turned out, it was about as useful as an airsoft gun.

Story
Um. . . you're some guy, a survivor of the clone female soldier uprising. They have learned how to reproduce and strengthen their body tissue, and with their newfound power they plan on ending you once and for all.

Visuals
The title menu had ugly blue bars. Why? The interface was good enough. The in-game assets were asset flips by the dozen. However, I liked the environments. They were bright and cheery, and somewhat interesting to explore.

- The Goods -
There is no remarkable nudity, and no sexual content (that I could find). I don't think the ladies even have genitalia. . . the least you can do is draw 'em on, sheesh. Expect basic female nudity.

Verdict
I recommend this game if you want to enjoy a mildly amusing "meme" game. I had some fun playing this game, but I think that it's a bad game. Given the lack of polish and interesting content, I would not recommend this game to a friend.

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