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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 8, 2020 @ 5:02pm
Updated: Oct 13, 2020 @ 10:01pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Fifteen minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Enable in-game.

Amazon Girls is a third-person beat-’em-up about an amazonian defending her people from the evil Trations!

Gameplay
Sword knights to death and rescue the waifus! In the first level, you must kill thirty knights; in the second, you must reach a pair of imprisoned waifus and beat the game! That’s about all there is to Amazon Girls — mash that “attack” button until you win!

To read the full length "Gameplay", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).

Story
Yuki and her people are under attack by the Trations empire. Yuri commands her to take a sword and fight back; unfortunately, some of her people are captured, and she’s the only one in her village that can handle a sword — rag on the story as you will, but last time I played the baddies didn’t even have a name!

Visuals
The titlescreen is clean and attractive, though I miss the victorious pose Yuki once had. From “Options”, you may adjust audio and language preferences. The in-game visuals are attractive, though it’s clear that premade assets make-up nearly the entirety of the game. It’s okay to use pre-made assets, but what’s not okay is to use premade maps or stages. I recognized both levels from at least one other game I’ve played, and they were much to large for the content; there’s no point in having explorable environments if there’s no reason whatsoever to do so. It’s just a waste of people’s time and system resources.

- The Goods -
One big improvement this game has over release are the outfits; the new and improved Amazonian outfits are way hotter, and the movement animations are smoother. Despite having an option for full nudity, I decided to stick with the Amazonian’s scant, leafy threads. The nudity is nothing special, it’s what to expect from memeware.

Verdict
I don’t recommend this game, though it’s definitely an improvement over the original iteration. The thing is, it’s not that far from being a worthwhile buy. If there were more stages and interesting mechanics, Amazon Girls could be a fun and engaging game. As-is, even if Amazon Girls was a blast to play, being able to beat the game in eleven minutes is unacceptable. I get it’s hard to make a good game at the one-dollar price point, but a game that isn’t fun isn’t worth squat. Regardless, Seito Games deserves credit for the meaningful improvement of this title — I noticed.


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Developer response:
Seito Games  [developer] Posted: Apr 25, 2020 @ 6:46am
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7 Comments
LilQueeny ♥ Jan 3, 2024 @ 9:59pm 
Yeah! SeedWall is one of the few ones that make this artstyle and playstyle kind of games a lot of fun in my opinion (despite the low quality). Glad to see that you're on the same page! :D

Hope to see more reviews from you shortly :)
DatWombat Jan 3, 2024 @ 1:52pm 
Hey LilPocket!

I can't help but see Hentai vs Furries was published by SeedWall; while I may not have a high opinion of their games, I do enjoy how their games offer meaningful progression and relatively competent gameplay. They are way more fun to play than most games of this uh, caliber

I'll ask the Wombitches to hurry up whatever they're doing and get back to writing about games!
LilQueeny ♥ Jan 3, 2024 @ 1:02am 
4 years too late but if you like this kind of artstyle and game in general, I really recommend Hentai vs Furries as it's one of those games where I know that it looks meh, I've played similar games before that weren't all that great but yet I still enjoyed playing this one :)

And if you haven't already, it would be nice to see a DatWombat review on that game as well! I always look for you in the reviews section :)
Hydrostatic Mar 31, 2020 @ 9:11pm 
WHY DO YOU REVIEW THE TASTE OF DOGSHIT THOUGH IN THE FIRST PLACE
DatWombat Mar 31, 2020 @ 8:45pm 
I'm skeptical about the developer being sexist, but I would agree that this game is poorly made (likely a result of laziness). I don't like to make assumptions.

I have a tendency to rant, and the comment character limit gets in the way of replies too, hah. But in any case, I strongly disrecommend this game. (Oh look, DatWombat of three weeks' back said the same thing!)
nqkogzow Mar 31, 2020 @ 3:38pm 
Judging from this review and what little I know of it, the dev of the game is not just sexist , but lazy as well. There's a lot more I wanted to put here but apparently my post was too long. LOL I'm just disappointed but thanks so much for trying this crap game so that we don't have to play it now that we know what it's like. Seems like a very disappointing game on so many levels.
Hydrostatic Mar 13, 2020 @ 12:09pm 
^ This idiot recommends all kinds of GAYAF sht lol.

GET A LAIFU