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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 25, 2020 @ 9:46pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (FxM) sexual content.
Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Half-an-hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Required?
No.

Exploring Paradise Island is a 3D platformer with unlockable lewd scenes.

Gameplay
The goal of the game is simple; you are to guide an attractive anime girl from to the end of each stage, through platforming. Each level is linear and brimming with deadly water, so take care and don't get wet. You can jump, run and sprint. By holdig the "jump" button, you can perform a more powerful leap. To jump forward (as opposed to up), you must move (in your desired direction) before letting go of the "jump" button.

As you jump and scamper, you're followed by a bikini clad women. She serves one purpose, and that's eye candy. That and getting your way. Through out each stage, there are collectible hearts. If you find one, you unlock an "adult" scene (accessed from the main menu).

Story
You're a dude takin' your girl out on a dreamy vacation. A string of islands in the middle of nowhere, an untamed jungle, and some dank ruins. During each expedition, the two of you find time to bang. Solid premise.

Visuals
The title menu sports a pretty animated background, and an okay interface. From the main screen, you are able to select levels and watch unlocked scenes. The visuals appear to be asset flips, and the in-game interface is amateurish . I would have liked to disable the in-game HUD. Asset flip or not, I did enjoy the visuals, and I thought the main star (Erika) looked decent, though her feet looked blocky.

- The Goods -
There are a total of three short films to watch. They show a single, disembodied hand and/or phalic object interacting with the anime girl (mentioned before). There is no player control, not even the power to rotate the scene. There is, however money shots. Expect nudity and penetration.

Verdict
This features little gameplay for the price, and isn't stimulating or interesting to play. It lacks configurable options, and chews through system resources like a hungry hungry hippo. I don't recommend this game, even if you enjoy the visuals.

Words for the Devs
The developer(s) asked for feedback (after completing the game), so I'll bite. The (sexual) animations should be loopable, and the scenes interactive. The jumping was awkward. The game needs more configurations, and to be optimized. There was little to do in each level. There were little levels, and little sexual content. I think this game would have benefited from increased development time, and time for a beta audience to test out.

I suggest consulting a trusted chum (or two) before developing and releasing titles.

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