Jerking Off In Class Simulator is a game about jerkin' (in secret) during class. No, these things can't wait until you get home.

The goal is simple; you must climax (by chokin' the chicken) without getting caught, and (preferably) within the "par time". There's only button you'll need to know, and that's the "space" key. As you choke it out, you must keep an eye on your surroundings. Anytime an "exclamation point" crops up, it's time to stop . . . or risk getting caught. Everyone is dangerous, and as the levels fill up with hazards you'll grow more and more tense chokin' the chicken.

That or really, really frustrated. Does Jerkin' Jordan really have to jerk in class? For feck's sake.

If you go for the glory too fast, you'll wind up making too much sound. Too much sound, and you'll get caught. It's advantageous to ease your way to the "sweet spot", to keep your sticky tendencies nice and quiet. If you don't like Jordan, you can pick different characters from the level select screen.

Like Girthy Garrus. He's. . . out of this world, if you catch my drift.

Jerkin' Jordan is a man of extremes. He gets some sort of sick thrill jerkin' next to his mates. It's the idea that maybe, maybe he'll get caught that turns him on. So each day in school, he brings lube 'n tissues for educational purposes.

The title menu and sub menus share a common, pixelated theme. The text is challenging to read at times, and (in my opinion) grossly oversized. The pixel art is inconsistent, with objects of differing resolutions appearing side-by-side. With that in mind, the in-game interface is terrible. The assets are not well made, even in the simpler pixel style they are drawn in. But they are good enough for the purposes of this game.

- The Goods -
This game is not intended to be. . . stimulating. The graphics are poor, even for a game with a pixel art aesthetic. It is possible to create saucy pixel art, and it ain't here. There's not even money shots! Bah! Expect male self-servicing.

This is a mildly stressful time waster of a game with a stupid premise. If that sounds like a good time to you, I think Jerking Off In Class Simulator is ri-i-i-ght up your ally.

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[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td]Yes, (M) sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]No. Woot. . . ?[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]An hour.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Required?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Jerking Off In Class Simulator[/b] is a game about jerkin' (in secret) during class. No, these things [i]can't[/i] wait until you get home. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] The goal is simple; you must climax (by [i]chokin' the chicken[/i]) without getting caught, and (preferably) within the "par time". There's only button you'll need to know, and that's the "space" key. As you [i]choke it out[/i], you must keep an eye on your surroundings. Anytime an "exclamation point" crops up, [i]it's time to stop[/i] . . . or risk getting caught. Everyone is dangerous, and as the levels fill up with hazards you'll grow more and more tense [i]chokin' the chicken.[/i] That or really, really frustrated. Does Jerkin' Jordan [i]really[/i] have to jerk in class? For feck's sake. If you [i]go for the glory[/i] too fast, you'll wind up making too much sound. Too much sound, and you'll get caught. It's advantageous to ease your way to the "sweet spot", to keep your [i]sticky tendencies[/i] nice and quiet. If you don't like Jordan, you can pick different characters from the level select screen. Like Girthy Garrus. He's. . . [i]out of this world[/i], if you catch my drift. [h1]Story[/h1] Jerkin' Jordan is a man of extremes. He gets some sort of [i]sick[/i] thrill jerkin' next to his mates. It's the idea that maybe, [i]maybe[/i] he'll get caught that turns him on. So each day in school, he brings lube 'n tissues for [i]educational[/i] purposes. [h1]Visuals[/h1] The title menu and sub menus share a common, pixelated theme. The text is challenging to read at times, and (in my opinion) grossly oversized. The pixel art is inconsistent, with objects of differing resolutions appearing side-by-side. With that in mind, the in-game interface is [i]terrible[/i]. The assets are not well made, even in the simpler pixel style they are drawn in. But they are [i]good enough[/i] for the purposes of this game. [b]- The Goods -[/b] This game is not intended to be. . . stimulating. The graphics are poor, even for a game with a pixel art aesthetic. It is possible to create [i]saucy[/i] pixel art, and it ain't here. There's not even [i]money shots![/i] Bah! Expect male self-servicing. [h1]Verdict[/h1] This is a [i]mildly stressful[/i] time waster of a game with a stupid premise. If that sounds like a good time to you, I think [b]Jerking Off In Class Simulator[/b] is [i]ri-i-i-ght[/i] up your ally. [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] If you enjoy my reviews, please follow my Curator page. I live and die on your thumbs (up) and follows. https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/