Hentai Darts is a lewd game of darts, the sort where you throw adult-toys at a pinning platter and try not to hit a helpless girl.

- Disclaimer - At the request of the developer, I have revised this review to reflect the game in its current state. Consider this review to be current as of March 20, 2020.

The goal of the game is to hit targets on a spinning platter. On that platter is an silhouette of an anime girl. Should you hit her (or miss the platter), you lose a "life". When you lose five lives, you lose the game. Depending on how precise you are with your darts (or dildos), you gain varying score points. The scoring system serves no purpose but to provide an arbitrary motivation.

The spinning platter has six targets. Once you hit all of them, they will respawn and the platter will spin faster. Every ten platter resets, a new silhouette will replace the old one and the targets will change positions (keeping game-play interesting). As the platter spins faster and faster, you will have to learn how to lead your targets (and avoid missing your mark).

Two anime girls stand beside the platter. As you progress, their clothes will disappear and they will moan. It's not particularly. . . exciting. But I really like the idea.

You're some perverted stuntman who gets his kicks throwin' adult-toys with deadly velocity at helpless women. You're joined by a pair of equally perverted show hosts, whom encourage you not to kill the helpless by stripping when you hit the predesignated targets.

If we had girls like that in our day-to-day loves, imagine how productive we'd be!

The user-interface is serviceable and navigable. I felt as though the game had a sort of "cheap" feel, with static, generic images and assets I've seen many times before.There is no form of gallery, though considering the distinct lack of hentai, a gallery would be uneccessary.

If you want fifteen minutes of high-octane dart throwin' action, go for the buy. However, considering the lack of content, misleading title, and repetitive gameplay I would not recommend this game to a friend.

- Words for the Devs -
It's clear that the game hasn't changed much since release, but I'm happy to see that it is back on Steam (and hopefully the asset debacle has since been resolved). I enjoyed the inclusion of 3D mascots, even if I've seen them many-a-times. I would have liked to seen actual hentai, considering it's in the title. Perhaps self-stimulation or a form of player interaction. In any case, it's good to see you back in action.

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[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td]No, unless lingerie counts.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]Not applicable.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Half-an-hour.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Required?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Hentai Darts[/b] is a lewd game of darts, the sort where you throw [i]adult-toys[/i] at a pinning platter and try not to hit a helpless girl. [b]- Disclaimer -[/b] At the request of the developer, I have revised this review to reflect the game in its current state. Consider this review to be current as of March 20, 2020. [h1]Game-play[/h1] The goal of the game is to hit targets on a spinning platter. On that platter is an silhouette of an anime girl. [i]Should[/i] you hit her (or miss the platter), you lose a "life". When you lose five lives, you lose the game. Depending on how precise you are with your darts (or [i]dildos[/i]), you gain varying score points. The scoring system serves no purpose but to provide an arbitrary motivation. The spinning platter has six targets. Once you hit all of them, they will respawn and the platter will spin faster. Every ten platter resets, a new silhouette will replace the old one and the targets will change positions (keeping game-play interesting). As the platter spins faster and faster, you will have to learn how to lead your targets (and avoid missing your mark). Two anime girls stand beside the platter. As you progress, their clothes will disappear and they will moan. It's not particularly. . . exciting. But I really like the idea. [h1]Story[/h1] You're some perverted stuntman who gets his kicks throwin' adult-toys with deadly velocity at helpless women. You're joined by a pair of [i]equally perverted[/i] show hosts, whom encourage you [i]not[/i] to kill the helpless by stripping when you hit the predesignated targets. If we had girls like that in our day-to-day loves, imagine how productive we'd be! [h1]Visuals[/h1] The user-interface is serviceable and navigable. I felt as though the game had a sort of "cheap" feel, with static, generic images and assets I've seen many times before.There is no form of gallery, though considering the distinct lack of [i]hentai,[/i] a gallery would be uneccessary. [h1]Verdict[/h1] If you want fifteen minutes of high-octane dart throwin' action, [i]go for the buy.[/i] However, considering the lack of content, misleading title, and repetitive gameplay I would not recommend this game to a friend. [b]- Words for the Devs -[/b] It's clear that the game hasn't changed much since release, but I'm happy to see that it is back on Steam (and hopefully the asset debacle has since been resolved). I enjoyed the inclusion of 3D mascots, even if I've seen them many-a-times. I would have liked to seen actual [i]hentai,[/i] considering it's in the title. Perhaps self-stimulation or a form of player interaction. In any case, it's good to see you back in action. [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] If you enjoy my reviews, please follow my Curator page. Trust me, [b]you want to.[/b] https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/ To stay up to date on announcements and [i]propaganda,[/i] click here! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap