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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 21, 2020 @ 11:13pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
No. Underwear.
Censorship
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Half-an-hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Required?
Not applicable.

Anime Girls Loot Box Simulator is a sort of dumbed-down "choose your own adventure" game combined with loot boxes. Thankfully, there's no microtransactions.

Gameplay
The goal is to collect every image in the game. Images are unlocked by opening "loot boxes", which cost hearts. Hearts are earned by playing a sort of minigame. You have four choices, which often depict ridiculous actions. During my playthrough, I molested old ladies and got arrested (multiple times) for drawing profane imagery. On the brighter side, I also managed to teleport to the moon and survive the apocalypse a few times, so I managed to profit here and there.

I sure had to sell my body a lot though. And my future children. And my soul.

Story
You're some girl who's after loot boxes, for reasons. And she's willing to do anything for said loot boxes, and that includes showing random people her genitalia. Gee, I never realized that loot boxes were so predatory.

Visuals
The main menu and in-game interface are alright. They do the job, and so does the background. Problem being, there's only one background, and there's no "exploration". The whole game takes place within prompts and unlocked images, and there are no written (or illustrated) consequences for your actions. The gallery is a wreck, and I don't find clicking through images one-by-one to be any fun.

- The Goods -
I thought that the art work was of good quality, though I recognized it from the developers' other games. Call it a "cameo", I call it cheap. That aside, it is good artwork, though the aspect ratios, backgrounds and characters were all inconsistent. The lewdest artwork this game has to offer is lingeried babes. With that in mind, don't expect anything too saucy.

Verdict
This game made me "LOL" a few times, but beyond those laughs I think that isn't a very good game. It is a very cool concept for a game, but said concept wasn't executed very well. Not only that, but this game doesn't provide much playtime for the price (of three USD). If you really want to try this game, you'd best wait for a mean sale.

If you ask me, this game was full of missed opportunities. But those opportunities would have required meaningful effort.

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Andros_অ্যান্ড্ Jul 30, 2020 @ 12:11pm 
you just a hater go die:steamhappy: