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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.9 hrs on record
Posted: Aug 6, 2024 @ 4:18pm

At-a-Glance
Adult Content?
None.
Censorship?
None applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Twenty minutes.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.

Panic Diet!! is a runner game about an unnamed bunny girl with an objective to “lose weight and run as far as [she] can”!

Gameplay
Dinosaur Game. You know, the infinite runner you can play on Google Chrome whenever you run out of internet? Yeah, that one.

Imagine that, but instead of a dinosaur you play as an Overweight Elephant. Sweets, stones and [poo] (yes, [poo]) lay between the starting line and her goal, Ideal Fox at 50 kg lost. As she dodges fattening goodies, she must collect carrots to stock enough STAM(ina) to shed her rolls!

Sexual Content
I’m a sucker for pixel art and this game was no exception! The artwork is overall, great! Panic Okay!! accomplished a lot with a limited color palate, yielding a soft, silky appearance of the protagonist’s curves.

Verdict
If Panic Diet!! was a free, browser-based game, I’d give this title a pass. But Panic Diet!! costs money and hard drive space, and its novelty wears off after five or ten minutes of game play. Poor balancing choices make any attempt to beat the game a chore. It’s a shame, because Panic Diet!! doesn’t need a lot of work to be a solid “quickie” for a buck. Don’t get “Scammed!??” and hold onto your coins for a more worthwhile game!

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