K STIG
 
 
SOME SAY
He's Mac compatible
His tears are adhesive
if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days
That the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring
He sleeps upside down like a bat
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His skin has the texture of dolphins
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down
He is scared of bells
His first name really is "The"
His politics are terrifying
He thought Star Wars was a documentary
That when there's a really important job to do, he skives off to play croquet
He was raised by wolves
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
He has no understanding of clouds
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight
He is confused by stairs
He naturally faces magnetic north
He is ILLEGAL in 17 U.S. states
His heart ticks like a watch
All his legs are hydraulic
He can "accumbularate"
He appears on Japanese banknotes
There's an airport in Russia named after him
That pigs have been dying from what is called "The Stig Flu"
That he has to take his shoes off with an Allen key
That he keeps a photograph in his wallet of his wallet
That he knows 2 facts about ducks, and they're both wrong
He started drifting just to rebel against the Japanese
He also attended "Drift Nirvana" once in disguise

All we know is.. He's not The Stig! He's The Stig's Korean cousin!
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OlympicAssEater 30 Dec, 2019 @ 1:16pm 
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OlympicAssEater 28 Nov, 2015 @ 7:26am 
+over9000 Nice dude in Payday 2!:steammocking:
Gulby 27 Nov, 2015 @ 1:12am 
+ Rep, nice guy, makes it rain. :happy_creep:
Mad 7 Mar, 2015 @ 11:05pm 
+ Rep, terrifically tactical, super strataegic, coolly calculated, positively prudent, and stupendously shrewd! He's also The Stig's Korean cousin...