My Steam trade link.






there once was a boy named thomas who wanted to migrate to PC land. But the consols said NO! and forced him to stay in peasnant world untill one day when he had enough of the limitations of peasant world and so he saild across the mediterainian ocean sea to look for his cousin for help. his cousn live in a far away land in the middle east called unexpected land were he met their leader, unexpected John and he directed him to his cousins meeting... he told him thaey had a plan to liberate the console peasants by making unexpected jhads as a peace treety but the console peasants took the videos as terrorist threats and declaired war on them. OH NO! said John when heard the news. What are we going to do! thomas's cousin yelled. GET THE SECRET DEVICE! wats the secret device? said thomas. Its a speacial machien that lets you change the plot! Oh cool how does it work? said thomas. Only you can activate it! why me? said thomas. his cousin replys. Well its your story....






Alright, let's move out!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the helmet way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
P90's ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the server the VAC bans rip
To the sound of the cheat
Another one bites de_dust
Another one bites de_dust