Lachlan Carroll   Australia
Dungeon Master; Memelord; Fa/tg/uy... these are just a few words that could describe the masterpiece that is me.

Spend ten minutes with me and you'll know what eternity feels like. 

I'm a guard. I guard things. I guard generals. I guard buildings that house generals. I guard the people who guard the buildings that house the generals.  None of this means anything, it's just text. 

I'm a nice guy, really. I just tend not to be very serious, 90% of what I say is sarcasm and the other 30% is ironic or a joke. If I've offended you in some way, let me know; I genuinely didn't mean to, and i'll try to stop it from happening in the future. 

Said the troll king to the old man of the mountain, What is the difference between men and trolls?
Currently In-Game
Project Zomboid
My Story
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there and i'll tell you all about how I became the neckbeard of forum called /TG/.

In Warhammer 40k I was learned and raised;
on the tabletop was where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out maxin' my models all cool
and all playing RTS games when I was meant to be in school.

When a couple of smurfs, they were up to no good,
started praising ward in my neighbourhood
I got in one little flame-war and the mods got scared
and said "you're moving in with your neckbeards in 1d4chan"

Recent Activity

45 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
4.0 hrs on record
last played on Jan 20
31 hrs on record
last played on Jan 18
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