Hemi Car
Serbia
 
 
C - Crying myself to sleep
R - Restless effort to make a good joke
I - I hate myself
N - Never-ending failures
G - Glutamic Acid - HC5H8NO
E - End my sufferings
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Name: Jovica Plavsic
Nicknames: Hemi Car, Joksidacija, Joca
Age: Never getting old
Gender: Does it even matter? It`s fucking 2018
Country: Cringyland


ABOUT:
Hi, my name is Jovica, I am from Serbia (Belgrade) I work as a high school professor even though I have PHD in cringy jokes and I abuse them as much as I can. I would love to get a job in a local TV "comedy" show called "Vece sa Ivanom Ivanovicem" because I think that level of my creativity and ability to make bad jokes is same as the one that they use. I am a Red Star fan and for that I blame my bad childhood and parents who told me that they are the best team we have. My interest in chemistry first appeared when I was young. I realized that no one would ever love me and that I will always be the third wheel while also being ugly and uninteresting. I thought that if I study chemistry I would be able to invent a cure for my disabilities but oh boy I've made a mistake. After a long research I accepted the fact that nothing can help me and that I will never be accepted in the community. Then I took a job in a high school while hoping that humiliating younger students would help me recover my self-confidence. I also love to molest my students in class. It helps me gain self-confidence since I lack much of it beacause I got bullied in high school on daily bases for my ugliness and stupidity. While I was looking for a job, I got hired by company that sells bottled water named "Prolom voda". I use every opportunity I get to advertise them in my classes in hope that some of those poor kids will buy it. :steammocking:
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lexon=D Jul 18, 2018 @ 5:08pm 
pipnuo biologi car
OutLyne Jul 13, 2018 @ 4:10pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥
Lallanakalegend Dec 23, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
nice music :D
Chill :D Dec 17, 2017 @ 10:25am 
- rep nice hack PIDAR
BOMBEN AUF ENGELLAND Nov 23, 2017 @ 11:42am 
-rep Kisa pada ja se klizam Hemi ima autizam