Waddle Daddle
Waddle   Manjakandriana, Antananarivo, Madagascar
 
 
I am the fastest Mario Kart.
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Quote Wall
Jeff: "And an influx of customers to rival Jesus Christ and the seven gods coming to from fucking heaven."

Jeff: Jay, do you ever just look down at your own legs and go "Woah, those are my legs!"?

Lore De Pages: crusty skunk more like
Lore De Pages: just a fucking SKUNK

Jeff: If you do not stop that, i will rip out your vocal cords, grind them into a paste and put them into my yoghurt, where i will eat it for my daily... FUCK YOU

𝔈𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔡𝔫𝔞: ffs, my mum made brownies but she threw most of it out because it was "too gooey" but I said I liked the gooey parts :(
𝔈𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔡𝔫𝔞: MY LIFE IS PURE PAIN

Crusty Skunk: Explain yourself
The Pink Raccoon: masturbation

Jeff: Step 1: Get Spoon
Step 2: Insert spoon into rear area
Step 3: Scoop

Jeff: I want to learn Chinese so i can go to Africa

Jeff: There is more radiation of mars because it is closer to the sun.

Dr. Beth Coleman: Jaay, can I just say.
Dr. Beth Coleman: You are, by far, the BIGGEST faggot I have ever been blessed to know.

Caroline: I want to sleep with a bald elf.

Caroline: He can break up with me after he's had sex with me.

The Pink Raccoon: but neil always has to top off the whole confrontation, the cherry on top of the cake, with the "i tell you what"
The Pink Raccoon: i tell YOU what, if i had a squid for every time he said that, i'd be able to open a restaraunt in japan that specialises in squid dishes.

Cowgirl Kate: I would get a quote wall but I don't have enough funny friends
Cowgirl Kate: I wish I was my own friend

Lord Rufus T. Pugsmere : Kate, your nest's suck
Cowgirl Kate : I'm not a fucking bird

[20:01:52] Kris: Dennis tries to get to the paté but it's in the middle of the table so he woofs at the food
[20:02:59] Kris: And unsurprisingly, my first reaction was "what a fucktard"

[19:01:47] Kris: DENNIS (Her dog)
[19:01:50] Kris: Where is my pencil
[19:02:15] Kris: Fucking dickhead takes all the good pencils

i have never been to a party that didnt have pizza, crisps and fanta - Shen

Larissa: fuck i went mad with a grenade launcher and shot my cat

The Pink Raccoon: if you're 17 days younger
The Pink Raccoon: does that mean that your birthday is the 14th of may?
The Pink Raccoon: cause i was born on the 31st of may

Josh - "I've been given aids, better use it."

The jews are dangerous, because they can get corrupted by mages. - Caroline

[00:19:51] BORIS!: Jay
[00:20:03] BORIS!: Get a huge blunt object
[00:20:15] BORIS!: I will get some 7" nails
[00:20:31] BORIS!: We gon' make someone a saint...

sometimes i wish this planet was only men, so i could gay on everyone - Caroline

I realised i need to logg on dragon age and imagen im saying merry christmas to my homies - Caroline

It's okay that we have a chip in the plate, just as long as you don't get stabbed. - Samantha

Caroline: mom: im worried for her, she plays this game called dragon age all the time, she hasnt left her room since forever.
doctor: i'll have a look at her.
me: dragon age problem??? no i have no such thing omg how dare u i dont have a dragon age, like wtf why wou— [trips] [millions of photos of dragon age spill out of jacket] shit the ffkc man these arent— i’m just… [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just— listen fuck [thousands more photos scatter across the floor] fuckding shitt im holding these for a friend jUST LISTEn

The Pink Raccoon: Chinese people do Japanese things.

Geoff: I got to saw a raccoon

Cowgirl Kate: Dude
Cowgirl Kate: That's just weird
Cowgirl Kate: I'll stick with my genocidal rape plan
Kayle Ravelle Jul 7, 2018 @ 3:22am 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Lore May 10, 2018 @ 8:53am 
Your fly is open.
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Waddle Daddle Apr 15, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
Peg what the ♥♥♥♥ you on
ayypeg Apr 15, 2017 @ 8:03am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Kayle Ravelle Jan 3, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
I have purpose, see that you don't interfere with it.