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Ricardo Calderon
Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
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Seitar Aug 17, 2020 @ 11:25am 
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ilikechayu Aug 17, 2020 @ 11:23am 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your gameplay gave me cancer anyway.
Seitar Aug 17, 2020 @ 11:22am 
I tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom once when me and my gf at the time we're a little drunk at a party. After a few minutes it kept hurting the both of us to try it, so we were ready to give up.

Some dude walked in and saw the situation, laughed at us and then pulled out his wallet and said "here dude, I got you covered" and took a condom out of it. Then he bent me over and start banging me, it felt weird but not the worst. The condom broke though.