Recent reviews by crazygmr

Pure Cancer

Team Fortress 2 is an almost decade old team based, first person shooter developed by Valve. When I say the game is almost a decade old, I in no way am saying it is a bad thing. While yes, the game does show its age here and there. It is a game that after all this time has not lost any of its charm. The game has a light-hearted cartoon like art style. Why that may make it sound like childish, it in no way is childish and adds a unique flare to the game. This game is not your typical first person shooter. The biggest thing that makes it not your typical first person shooter is the fact that it is more objective based. The next aspect of this game is also classed based, there are a total of nine classes, each with a unique personality. From there you can customize your classes to fit your play style as there are over five hundred unlockable weapons, each one with its own unique stats and uses. You can also go as far as customizing on how your classes look with cosmetics. There are two different teams of mercenaries you can play on. RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) and BLU (Builders League United), and the role the team has depends on the game mode. The game also has a good backstory. It's not super in-depth, but it is enough to give you the basic idea on why RED and BLU are fighting in the first place. In this game there is no right way to play, you just play. This game also has an insanely high skill ceiling; I have 2600 hours played in this game, and I'm still learning things about this game.

There are multiple game modes that are available to play in the game. There is: Payload, Attack/Defend, King of the Hill, Control Points, Payload Race, Mannpower, PASS Time, Player Destruction, and a sleuth of different community made game mode.

Classes - The nine classes are further divided up and put in the category’s: Offensive, Defensive, and Support. The Scout, Soldier, and Pyro fall under offensive. The Heavy, Demoman, and Engineer are listed under defensive. The Medic, Sniper, and Spy can be found under the support group. Each classed have their own unique weapons, abilities, and characteristics.

In the most recent big update, Meet Your Match, Valve replaced Quickplay with Casual, and finally rolled out the Competitive mode. They are by no means perfect, however they are a lot better than they were at the launch of the update. Though if you are a new player, I doubt you will be affected by the removal of quickplay, as you never knew what quickplay was like. The only downside is see in this game, though this is situational, is the community. At times the community can be great and pleasant, but you will also run into the biggest A$$holes. You will run into them often, not on an every match basis, but at least once a day, at least. Though over the years, I've just come to ignore those people, and actually find enjoyment in watching them rage while insults about your mom flow out of their mouth at a rate equal to the diarrhea you get from eating the two-week old burrito you found in the back of the fridge the other day.

In the end, I highly recommend this game. I've been playing this game for years, but it never seems to get boring nor lose its touch. I still feel like I just downloaded the game and entering my first game. I've been through thick and thin with this game, and invested so much time and money into this game. I play

Enjoy

Do you like:
-Sniper Elite
-Killing Zombies
-Killing Nazi's
-Blood and Gore
-Being able to testcles explode when you shoot them

Then this game is for you!