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<---- Yes, this is me in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nb9BKqGINY

I love pokemon, but I don't know about the porn part
wanna go on a picnic? alpaca lunch, nyeh~


Not all cows go "moo". Some of you racists never knew that all cows are female. Yes, I'm a heifer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU

Games are the same as life.

And so Gabe said, "Let there be Steam." And so there was Steam, and Gabe saw that it was good.

Yet something was missing, so Gabe said, "Let games flow." And so the games flowed, and Gabe saw that it was good.

Yet something was still missing. So Gabe said, "Let the sales shine brightly." And the sales shined upon us, basking us in their glory. Praise unto Gabe, for he is wise and just.

But then Satan 1 and Satan 2 arose from the underground. Satan 1 created the Rape$tation while Satan 2 created the Crapbox. These 2 machines were built to destroy the holy temple of Steam, so Gaben unleashed his mass army of PC gamers to counterattack against the horde. Currently, the PC gamers are near victory but the 2 Satans do not give up.

May Gaben reach victory soon, Amen.

Then the greed came: http://steamcommunity.com/games/Skyrim/announcements/detail/139952470913885583 LORD GABEN BETRAYED US! SHALL WE SEEK ENLIGHTMENT ON LORD CAGE? OR IN THE HOLY NERD OF ALL TIME, BILL GATES? OR SHALL WE RETURN TO THE PAGAN AND GIGANT RELIGION OF MEMES? These are dark times my friend...

Wiiu is the only console the master race aproves of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMC4J8wqOw

pm me if you wanna play truth or dare c:<

Talk to me if you need anything i'll always be there for you.

Me, Myself, and I put the hot in psychotic.

So, I'll show ankle for five minutes of wireless

Wise Cow once said Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon.

I'm not a rapper but...You’re too rad to be sad. Stay mad ecstatic! Enough to have yo hair static

You better listen cus Im always right^

I'm Jeff but I am deaf so they call me Deff. Deffinitely fear the J reaper.

I originally invented the script "My name is Jeff" thousands years ago before deceptive traitor counterfeited the initiator to fulfill his greediness. Imbecile, greed can never be fulfilled.

Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.

basically you better check yo self before you rekt yoself

Recognize yourself before it get the best of you.

Look at the world right now... Stupid fucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqcdek9dLyM

Everyone is Kaiba nowadays time for us to be Yugi and mind crush their greedy ass

I don't give a fuck if it leds me to extreme torture and human experimentation where they become lab rats for biological weapons such as anthrax, bomb testing, and other brutalities. Do not oppress me with bullshit.

Biohazard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhlCHMWXuis

Outlaw.

I'm robinhood and one of my heroes is Joaquin Murrieta

This system is carcinogen.

BTW, My real name is Jeffrey.

あなたがこれを翻訳する必要がある場合は、まっすぐバスタです


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN2zJFUPHAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E3_VlK268Q

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