- graphic designer*
- avid complainer
- basically a gamer

if you add me there's at least a 98.777771352% chance that you will be ignored unless you know a guy
also,i have a habit of generally not wanting to talk alot of the time, so if i don't respond to a message - that's why

pc specs:
duct taped scrap metal i found outside my house which i formed into a tower
rtx 4201337 SupaBlazer™ integrated graphics (stolen from an auction) + some $900 rgb lights i got from temu
power supply runs off of prayers and hope
7 year old can of Mtn. Dew (solely responsible for cooling everything off)
motherboard from gabe's laptop back at harvard
cpu stripped out of a 1200k+ mile Tesla scooter
an entire apartment complex filled with modified japanese watermelons (190mb of ram)
dying ball mouse i got off of alibaba for $1,517.33
keyboard that i lifted from the auction intern's desk
greasy half-torn headphones that i peeled off of tyler1's head
box fan pointed at everything to keep it nice and lukewarm

favorite games:
shoot man 2, shoot zombie 2, build thing, kill simulator, jacking off, build thing 2d, shoot man isometric, shoot man top down makeover deluxe edition

hobbies:
sitting and doing nothing
throwing a rock
suffering from typhoid
suffering from depression
going to bed at inconvenient times
running over pedestrians(?)

notable quotes/ things i remember quite frequently:
"You're gonna have your license revoked- 'WHAT?!' " - GTA4 Cutscene
"Needa- WOOOH! Augh." - Demoman
"Hello Youtube, how's everyone doing, it's TheProfessional here..." - blonde polish guy
"Why are you cheating?" - some spy who ran in a straight line at me in an alltalk server
"Davey!" - Mike Desantis
"I feel like sh𝗶t." - Postal, "The" Dude
"Fυׁׅke you. Fυׁׅke you or" - NotNihilanth
" 'i. " - MSTR communal greeting
"Water without any ice. Aaaaand dirt." - Ryu, from Streets™
"butta dawg, dawg wit da butter" - Second Greatest Dog Owner to Date

thats about it

* for myself only