So, one day I was in a federal prison playing Minecraft on my Nintendo PSP™ . and then all of the sudden I spilled my Tropical Punch Kool- Aid™ on my skirt, I looked all over for a stain pen but there was none in sight. BUT, suddenly, a giant hole blew through my cell wall and in rushed Billy Mays! He rushed at me and speared me to the ground, he then rubbed my crotch area as hard as he could with his Oxy Clean™ stain pen. After about 6 hours I awoke. and all I saw was a buff, bearded man walking away in the distance. When I looked down there was no Kool-Aid™ stain on my skirt. And I heard a faint cry come from the distance."KABOOM AND THE TOUGH STAINS ARE GONE"!... And that... was the time I met Billy Mays.

hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

So, one day I was in a federal prison playing Minecraft on my Nintendo PSP™ . and then all of the sudden I spilled my Tropical Punch Kool- Aid™ on my skirt, I looked all over for a stain pen but there was none in sight. BUT, suddenly, a giant hole blew through my cell wall and in rushed Billy Mays! He rushed at me and speared me to the ground, he then rubbed my crotch area as hard as he could with his Oxy Clean™ stain pen. After about 6 hours I awoke. and all I saw was a buff, bearded man walking away in the distance. When I looked down there was no Kool-Aid™ stain on my skirt. And I heard a faint cry come from the distance."KABOOM AND THE TOUGH STAINS ARE GONE"!... And that... was the time I met Billy Mays.

hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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So, one day I was in a federal prison playing Minecraft on my Nintendo PSP™ . and then all of the sudden I spilled my Tropical Punch Kool- Aid™ on my skirt, I looked all over for a stain pen but there was none in sight. BUT, suddenly, a giant hole blew through my cell wall and in rushed Billy Mays! He rushed at me and speared me to the ground, he then rubbed my crotch area as hard as he could with his Oxy Clean™ stain pen. After about 6 hours I awoke. and all I saw was a buff, bearded man walking away in the distance. When I looked down there was no Kool-Aid™ stain on my skirt. And I heard a faint cry come from the distance."KABOOM AND THE TOUGH STAINS ARE GONE"!... And that... was the time I met Billy Mays.