Have you seen chef?


no

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date.

Well shit...

Autism. Personified.

HEY LOVE CRUSADER I WANT TO BE YOUR SPACE INVADER FOR YOU I WILL DESCEND DEEPEST MOON CRATER I IS MORE STRONGER THAN DARTH VAPER OBEY ME I IS YOUR NEW DICTATOR! AS FOR SURE AS THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST OF ALL THE SINGERS AND POETS ON EARTH I AM BESTEST

sin(x)=x-x^3/3!+x^5/5!-x^7/7!

SEX GOD SEX GOD да i am SEX GOD
putin give it to me when i need to сука along
SEX GOD SEX GOD да i SEX GOD

pls judge gaben i only lifted my mouse :((((((((((((((((((((
#FREEHEWITHNOLEGS

SOLO WAS AN HERO
he is not of the dead

31/10/2015 ABSOLUTELY BAGUETTE'D

"Maybe they thought the game didn't start and it was warmup rounds" -Happy

FNATIC ERA OVER = CONFIRMED

BOTOFMIESTER = CONFIRMED

Suddenly, 500 concords fly overhead, dropping champagne all over the entire venue, a Gallic Rooster holding a famas sheds a single tear in joy.

[BAUGETTES INTENSIFY]

TEAM YOUPORN TO PICK UP THE FNATIC ROSTER BECAUSE THEY SURE DID GET FUCKED.

"Did they have their moniters turned on?" -KennyS

Olofmeister looks around teary eye'd about his loss, unable to find a boost spot to exploit, he viciously begins to cry.

FRENCH SILVER = SWEDISH GLOBAL ELITE

[DISTANT SOUND OF SWEDISH FANS CRYING INTO THEIR PLATE OF MEATBALLS]

"I am willing to answer to the great baguette in the sky for every shot I took" -NBK

The entire swedish government resigns in disgust of the outcome, sweden promply crumbles as a country and sinks into the bottom of the ocean.

"I'm going to unplug my mouse and keyboard to make it fair next time" -apEX


A user goes to /b/ on 4chan and creates a greenpost and submits it. The greenpost enters either a state of being a Top Kek, or a Newfag Post. We can not be certain in which state the greentext lies until a user of /b/ rolls dubs and OP delivers, thus the laws of Quantum Makeknics state that the post is both a Newfag Post and a Top Kek - it's in a Superkapposition of Keks.

"Judge Gaben plx, I was just lifting my mouse :("

> cookin spaghettis n swegballs in ma bitchin kitchin
> harriot lawd n saviur on tv
> tel how 2 cuk dank meeemes
> forgetti d spagetti (y i allwayz forgeti)
> mak new fud, steal bem w/ hot feul sauc
> mak fud
> tfw u reliz jet feul cun't mealt stel bems