Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: it sets things on fire and it doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. Some believe its occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to its asbestos-lined suit. Either way, it's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man. If he even is a man.

Would you like to be degreased?

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Loadout:

Strange Degreaser (Strange Part: Allies Extinguished)
Strange Flare Gun
Strange Axtinguisher

Bill's Hat (Team Spirit)
Apparition's Aspect
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
High-Five Taunt

Exceptionally Meaningful Quotes:

"Life is like riding a bicycle, in order to keep your balance you must keep moving" - Albert Einstein
"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, instead, you must feel them with your heart." - Helen Keller
"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I am not afraid of the storms, for I am learning to sail my ship" - Louisa May Alcott
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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