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Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 10:53am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 10:51am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 10:37am

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 11:09am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 11:22am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 10:43am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 11:19am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 11:08am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 12:45pm