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chris   Aalborg, Nordjylland, Denmark
 
 
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"It's hours the game has been open (minimized), not hours played god dаmmit." - kevin mackey

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CSGO killed phoon.









im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean

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LEGO® Star Wars™ III: The Clone Wars™
the folder
lol




A wise man once said:
"End your day richer than yesterday"
That man was my BEST FRIEND HENRIK

*DEAD* <enemy gamer> : good soldier man
*DEAD* <enemy gamer> : best soldier ever
*DEAD *<enemy gamer> : cool name
jEff.The-kilLLER: lol
*DEAD* <enemy gamer> : nice pocket medic fаggot

%playername%: im not gay but i like summa dat boipսssy if u no waht i mean
If people said I was dead I'd be mad too.
Africa: Don't Starve but in real life.
You: yuletide
Me, an intellectual: yuletiddy

unplugg: let's go back to talking about anarcho-capitalism
[severe dislike of ancaps]


FATMANN: kek

charles: s- sowwy booby i mek jok but is no funy, plis forgiv

chris: rawr :3
FATMANN: <<rawr dX *cuddles* <<<3
FATMANN: OwO
FATMANN: *nuzzles*
FATMANN: fսcking kill me

Vylunce: can you be aborted at 180 motnhs

Gents: like the only person in the world who can legit trigger me is my mom
Gents: i wanted to put a noose around my neck at that exact moment lmao
chris: you've landed a spot in the folder
Gents: YES
Gents: wanted to make my spot there for a long time now
Gents: im happy
chris: that's going in too

gents: hvad i hele hulle helvede

DERANGED PERVERT: How to i inject penis in female organ

DERANGED PERVERT: Hope u die in sleep lol!

DERANGED PERVERT: i have a FAT ass for a skinny boi!

DERANGED PERVERT: Gratulerer med suget

DERANGED PERVERT: Barber deg nå så suger jeg :33

DERANGED PERVERT: Jeg har fortsatt ikke kommet siden 2018 mega fսckings balle stener, de sprakk så nå er pungen min full av sæd bror hva skal jeg gjøre pungen min er en føkkings ballong

DERANGED PERVERT: Hvorfor et mine pubes røde jeg er blond

DERANGED PERVERT: Old telephone who am I speaking to

DERANGED PERVERT: In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings. I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies Larcenys, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. for all of these things I am not the least bit sorry. I have no conscience so that does not worry me. I don’t believe in Man, God nor devil. I hate the whole damed human race including myself.
DERANGED PERVERT: Psychopath copy pastas best

chris: feels so good to nut!
DERANGED PERVERT: no
DERANGED PERVERT: i hate nutting
chris: NUT :D
DERANGED PERVERT: i legit wouldnt mind not being able to

Festus : yeah but man
Festus : idk why im telling you this
Festus : i got pimples all down my shaft

DERANGED PERVERT: Woofles :3
DERANGED PERVERT: o3o
chris: which autist stole your steam
DERANGED PERVERT: habe to eat my woofles :3 o3o

DERANGED PERVERT: gamer
DERANGED PERVERT: will u be my gamer girl :3 :cuteDoge:

DERANGED PERVERT: Føkk Tom
DERANGED PERVERT: Shady fyr

DERANGED PERVERT: Min penis større enn din bror

DERANGED PERVERT: føkk anders brevik! anderson paak æ mi ny daddy!

DERANGED PERVERT: Hvorfor et mine pubes røde jeg er blond

DERANGED PERVERT: I want to SEX
DERANGED PERVERT: With other gender!!!

DERANGED PERVERT: i got a haircut yesterday should i just go skinheadf instead
DERANGED PERVERT: i wont get pսssy anyways

DERANGED PERVERT: Hello Chris. I was wondering if you had any 5/10 friends who are down to have intercourse?

DERANGED PERVERT: [13 jan. 2018] Jeg har ike kommet siden 2017 store baller

DERANGED PERVERT: i want myself a gamer boyfriend like CHRIS!

chris: haha :D
DERANGED PERVERT: can u fսcking die already dude

DERANGED PERVERT: Should I become porn star
DERANGED PERVERT: Lmao If you're suicidal just fսcking kill yourself right
DERANGED PERVERT: Top 1 fastest cures for depression
DERANGED PERVERT: Why be #suicidal when you can be high on life

DERANGED PERVERT: its GAY ROMANCE u want to
DERANGED PERVERT: ITS NOT IM NOT WATCHING GAY ROMANCE

DERANGED PERVERT: My cսm is like actually yellow so doubt anyone should touch it
DERANGED PERVERT: Toxic waste
chrisee: YELLOW
chrisee: aHAHHAHAHAHA
DERANGED PERVERT: I regret this statement
DERANGED PERVERT: Do not put anywhere
DERANGED PERVERT: I thibk my balls are destroyed

DERANGED PERVERT: Going trough your steam profile is the gayest shіt ever
chris: lol
chris: why
DERANGED PERVERT: My quotes
chris: why do you say so much bullshіt lmao
DERANGED PERVERT: Biggest fаggot

DERANGED PERVERT: How does ur Bf get cute anime hair

DERANGED PERVERT: funny memer stock trader, gaming, filmmaking, orgie house

DERANGED PERVERT: how do i capture cute grill

DERANGED PERVERT: how the fսck does this boards4chan site work

DERANGED PERVERT: lmao im fսcking just casually scrolling trough trading sites n stuff then notice im rubbing my over average nibble
chris: what
DERANGED PERVERT: wtf is wrong with me i didnt stop
DERANGED PERVERT: im Still dOFGIng IT

DERANGED PERVERT: If I squeeze my nippels I get liquid out :0 does that mean I'm fսcking pregnant????

DERANGED PERVERT: Fսck females
DERANGED PERVERT: Dont need em
DERANGED PERVERT: I have BOY PՍSSY
DERANGED PERVERT: I'll try
DERANGED PERVERT: https://youtu.be/Er3vu2IVLjc this is the future
DERANGED PERVERT: Wait
DERANGED PERVERT: HAHAHAHA ALL OF THIS WAS IN WRONG CHAT
DERANGED PERVERT: I AM STRAIGHT

DERANGED PERVERT: :3*rubs penis *

DERANGED PERVERT: My penis is in my fingers

DERANGED PERVERT: I would make a good super fаġ

DERANGED PERVERT: I WANT A ANIME TRAP CHICK

DERANGED PERVERT: I want like a small dildo for my UTHERUS
chris: what
DERANGED PERVERT: Since that's #notgay
DERANGED PERVERT: I am STRAIGHT until it's after 12 in the night
DERANGED PERVERT: Then I'm ASEXUAL
DERANGED PERVERT: I DON'T FՍCK AFTER 12

DERANGED PERVERT: I wish I was born a lesbian woman

funny memer: hi :3 wanna sex together? rawr *w*
funny memer: lets sex in bed together chrissi :3 *nuzzles*
funny memer: u-u want to r-right? ;w; *blushes*
chris: no
funny memer: weeee weeeeee ;W;

Social justice negro. Femifսcker. Kill yourself. I don't really care If I get muted. Been muted / banned many times. I still have your comment section,y'know.
You think Im hurt? Think again,jewish nіgger



DERANGED PERVERT away until 8th: Jeg er kåt på Sam hyde pikk lol
DERANGED PERVERT: Sometimes after I've been ranting about weird stupid shіt I have to take a moment and ask myself if I'm still heterosexual or sane
DERANGED PERVERT: Not sure about sanity but Im still straight for now
DERANGED PERVERT: Won't say no to some cute anime boy pսssy trap tho


scambois:

chris: so why are you impersonating another person?
chris: and why did you forget to update your name
Nacho | B > Unusuals: im not impersonating
chris: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohcaN_/
chris: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nacho_/
Nacho | B > Unusuals: that is my main
Nacho | B > Unusuals: and i use this account to talk to traders
chris: you're a marked scammer
chris: idiot
Nacho | B > Unusuals is now Offline.
chris: you're actually dense
Nacho | B > Unusuals is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
chris: HASHAHAHAHAHAH

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