Chloe   Derbyshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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The mercs enjoy stuffing their face with candy and all, but... what if they could SHOOT people with said candy? With the Death By Chocolate war paint, now they can!

The textures for this war paint were all hand-painted in a combination of Paint Tool SAI 2
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Status - Pending, Created by - Chloemew
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About Me

My name's Chloe and I'm a 30 year old lady from the UK! I've been playing TF2 since 2012, although I didn't start properly getting involved in the community until several years later.

Contrary to what my icon would have you believe, I'm actually a Scout main, thanks to the two-year period in which I played near-exclusively on an Australian server on 300 ping (it's a long story, don't ask).

That's not to say I don't play Pyro, of course - he's my third most played class, with Soldier in second. I use him as a mascot because a.) I originally was a Pyro main back in the day and got used to having him as an icon, and b.) have you seen my Scout?? He's a grumpy little ♥♥♥♥ and not at all photogenic.

Art-wise, I've been drawing since I could hold a pencil and am primarily self-taught. I mainly work digitally these days, though every now and then I'll pull out my sketchbook and do some doodles in pencil.

Stupid Trivia

:dsham: As of August 26th 2017, I'm an official member of Blapature Co! So far Teemo has not come to regret this decision despite me tormenting him all weekend at i61.

:dsham: It's Clo-EE-mew, not Clo-mew. There's an e at the end of my name. Please pronounce it or I'll use up all your toothpaste

:dsham: I'm bi and in a 9 year long relationship with a precious American lady named Meg, who STILL doesn't know I have this on my profile so she can't refute the fact she's the most precious bean in the world :j As of March 2020, we're now engaged!!

:dsham: I don't do trading - if I want something, I'll buy it with either pure or GBP. None of my unusuals will ever be up for trade unless I've explicitly listed them, so don't ask.

:dsham: I'm most likely to be found playing on either UGC Hightower servers or Uncle Dane’s Uncletopia servers. Beware my Sydney Sleeper

:dsham: Soldier is my video game husbando lol

:dsham: I unboxed an unusual Clover Camo'd war paint with the hot effect and put it on a Disciplinary Action because I can! It looks cool

:dsham: I was on Kritzkast episode #419.5! My interview is here if you want to listen. It’s old and bad tho

:dsham: I tend to hop between PC Steam and mobile Steam, so sometimes I miss messages. Sometimes I see messages and then get distracted and completely forget to respond too! As a Scout main I'm a born tryhard, so if I'm in-game, chances are you won't get a reply until I finally notice I have messages several hours later. I'm not ignoring you if I don't reply to messages, I'm just a dingus.

:dsham: Fiction StarScream Mac smells and so do Wedge and Reptos and Rechow and Teemo and Marv and Chimp and Rokki and Mort :thumbs:


"What's a little harmless butt-kissing between colleagues?" - Anonymous 2k16

"I love peepee" - Wedge

*DEAD* Lazz : Only reason why chloe is admin because of horny guys rooting for her.

"Why crit flames on me" - Red Robot

"That was a satisfying dong" - Rechow

Dero - Today at 6:44 AM
You are all smell

1:07 PM - Rechow 🐛: I've made plenty of adult pieces
1:07 PM - Rechow 🐛: *AWFUL
1:07 PM - Chloemew: I WAS GONNA SAY

"Is Sniper his foot" - HHGamers 2017

10:40 AM - Chloemew: What on earth is that name young man
10:40 AM - willy aids: yhi
10:40 AM - willy aids: hi
10:40 AM - willy aids: ih
10:40 AM - willy aids: igjh
10:40 AM - willy aids: erga;l"?

9:52 PM - Some Psycho: I'm not gonna lie, I WANTED to be quoted, just not that one, hell no.

LegendarySpycrab : my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ D is broken

[14:25] bl0: I am on the toilet rn.

Wedge's Drunk Adventures

Wedge: I loove pee pee
Wedge: TFQYHXMF<gcj
Chloemew: I knew it
Wedge: Who does love yellow tyihngs
Wedge: hue\hue
Wedge: huyew
Chloemew: ur mum
Wedge: i LOVE YELLOW liquid I am drink thwe m0ost yelelowiiest liquids oragane juicve
Wedge: joke
Wedge: s
Wedge: NOY

Wedge: I love piss is the fjo9ke cuase piss im prettusuire would taste like off orange juice
Wedge: joke****E*R*

Wedge: waity
Wedge: mty pee
Wedge: pee
Wedge: I lovep ee pee oke
Wedge: iistnt isnt inspiringh

10:31 AM - Wedge: I don't even know why I said that whilst drunk
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Because you love pee pee, clearly
10:31 AM - Wedge: Drunk people lie about a lot of things
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Suuuuure
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Suuuuuuuuuuuure
10:32 AM - Wedge: Its gross and salty
10:32 AM - Chloemew: How do you know that it's salty
10:32 AM - Wedge: ...

11:17 AM - Wedge: Imagine 1 day I actually admit to something like that
11:17 AM - Wedge: like fully comit to it
11:18 AM - Wedge: It won't happen though
11:18 AM - Wedge: becuase
11:18 AM - Wedge: I dont
11:18 AM - Wedge: like
11:18 AM - Wedge: Pee/piss/urine/pee hole lqiuid
11:19 AM - Wedge: (Even if it looks delicious )

11:21 AM - Wedge: Then there will be enough evidence 1 day that I won't be able to refuse my secret desire

11:28 AM - Chloemew: :lp3p::letter_E::letter_E: :lp3p::letter_E::letter_E:
11:28 AM - Wedge: Yummy
11:28 AM - Wedge: I
11:28 AM - Wedge: I
11:28 AM - Wedge: mean
11:28 AM - Wedge: Cool

10:22 AM - Wedge: I love Piss

11:13 PM - Wedge: I smell

11:44 PM - Wedge: Im bad

1:14 PM - Wedge: I'm stronger then you I think. I hit myself
1:14 PM - Wedge: really
1:14 PM - Wedge: hard

4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: lol ur old 15
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 25********
4:23 PM - Chloemew: 15 is old ye
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: no
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: isaid
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 15
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: no
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: NO
4:24 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 25
4:23 PM - Chloemew: YA DINGUS

9:37 AM - Wedge: I have 36 bans

3:20 PM - Wedge: i'm just saying the gif/pic i saw
3:20 PM - Wedge: had a girl like
3:20 PM - Wedge: um
3:20 PM - Wedge: She was directing it okay
3:20 PM - Wedge: it was being directed so well
3:21 PM - Wedge: tahts all im saying

12:18 PM - Chloemew: I didn't know you were into Scout in that way
12:18 PM - Wedge: I would eat his ass

Wedge: I'm trying to swallow it and make it all come out

Wedge: You'll hear it better because I'm fat
Wedge: It was my boob, lol
Wedge: You're just jealous that I can lick my boob

Wedge: I sprayed

Wedge: Why can't I hit you with my piss

i get high off my own supply

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Recent Activity

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last played on Nov 25
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last played on Nov 24
Rcshanno Nov 15 @ 1:01am 
I just added u cuz I liked your art on twitter
Willustrator Oct 26 @ 4:30am 
u smelly
I still eat shoe polish Oct 21 @ 3:50am 
i'm the yeast of your problems
Chloemew Sep 20 @ 1:30pm 
Mattie ♥ Sep 20 @ 12:08pm 
That comma is lethal
Chloemew Sep 19 @ 9:33am