How I got good at Rust

I trained my body to send blood to my penis asynchronously, 0ms latency. Real-time erections with zero blocking calls. While the rest of my system handles background processes (like breathing and pretending to care), my ♥♥♥♥ stays at 100% uptime.

Then I self::point_to(nsfw::Image::Woman) and enter a tight loop of rhythmic jerking until reaching cumpilation(), not to be confused with mere "ejaculation". No. This is cumpilation, the moment when everything you’ve learned about lifetimes, ownership, and system-level control crystallizes into a single, explosive release of understanding.

That’s when Rust clicked for me. I wasn’t just programming anymore. I was the program.

And I haven’t had a segmentation fault since.