Recent reviews by cheese

it's basically advance wars. And that vampire girl is cute. 10/10.

- Combat is bad (slow, clunky, bad aiming, movement and AI);
- Humour gets old pretty fast (unless you're some consoomer twitterina redditor whose whole personality is whatever Kotaku tells you to believe);
- Not the best performance for such a simple game;
- Slow AF (slow character movement, huge map, mucho texto);
- literally the whole pitch of the game is "my internship was hard boohoo :(" and it keeps reusing that. 'They' really can't meme.

Unless you take your decisions solely on "this dev is just like me ♥ they hate/envy the same people as I do ♥ I'll buy whatever they sell me ♥", just go play Hades, Risk of Rain, West of Dead, Binding of Isaac or, idk go touch some grass.

cool cowboy Ghost rider voiced by optimus prime

is good. I finally made a donut.

funny red lad does slash🤺
funny goat lad does 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
funny robot does kaboom🌩️
funny purple girl does advanced maths🔢.
good game.

based sim

funny skeleton does the eye thing

Cunny Souls
wasn't actually that hard but it's still good

it made my girlfriend cry

A wise philosopher once said "I f***ing hate video games, because this is what it does! It appeals to the male fantasy!"
In this game I was able to be a giant tiddy, giant di<k and pubic hair in a ♥ pattern trans Jojo character.
10/10 appealed to my male fantasy.