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ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house.
"Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home."
The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
ㅤ* Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
ㅤ* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

"she's 1000 years old in the lore!"

一緒に遊ぶ？

your profile is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weaboo

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