Cave Johnson
Mr. Johnson   Los Angeles, California, United States
The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science.
I don't see crises - only challengitunities.

Use some Aperture Science Gift Cash Coupons at the store, buy a notepad, a pen, and send me a note. Just put it in the Question slot, we've gotta keep this facility warm somehow.

Otherwise ask my assistant Caroline.

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You're at a table with a hulking ex-OSI agent, a crazed power-hungry robot from another planet, an S-Mart employee who's travelled through time killing demons, and a talking dog with a partner whos a "hyperkinetic rabbity thing".

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PalmDesert Jul 15, 2013 @ 3:54am 
thx, I became it :p2cube:
Domina Seph Jul 14, 2013 @ 6:04am 
For science!
kawaiininja Jul 1, 2013 @ 6:02pm 
Hi Mr. Johnson!
greuben ♥ 💕 Jul 1, 2013 @ 4:44pm 
Bastlynn Jul 18, 2012 @ 3:19pm 
Hello Mr. Johnson, sir! :)
[SMeRCH] Merbear Aug 5, 2011 @ 8:36pm 
Welcome to the enrichment centre. :D