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Div 2 1st - Pocket / Captain Summercup
High 3rd - Roamer / Captain S29
High - Roamer S28
Main 1st - Pocket S27
Main 2nd - Roamer S26
Open 2nd - Roamer S22
Open - Roamer S18

extras:
midsummer nights cup Prem - Roamer
highlander prem 4th- Soldier



feel like pure ♥♥♥♥ just want a stacker





Get ready to have some fun
Alright here we go
Five, four three, two, and one
Are you ready to work out?
Don't take it the wrong way
I can never keep up
Sick of liking your selfies
Should've gone with my gut
Maybe I'm in a movie
Maybe I'm out to lunch
But I'm constantly swiping it, tapping
It's not that relaxing
I need a new routine
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(He's trying)
Let's move on to the next step
Step, touch, step, touch
Come on
Get on your hands and knees
Ready? Here we go
Welcome to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Grab a comfortable seat
Find me in the front row
Listening to music
Anyone can see
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
(She works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
Remember to drink a glass of water before and after your workout (he's trying)
Form and shake
Stick with it
Here we go!
I'm going off the deep end
Time to let myself go
Nothing's ever as easy as when
It never begins
The end is just a dream
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
(She works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
(She works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
(She works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
We didn't work out, it never works out
No, it never works out
She works out too much
No, I never work out (she works out too much)
It didn't work out
No, it never works out
Okay, we're done
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jungus Jan 2, 2020 @ 6:41pm 
The biggest coomer demo i've seen.
big man bambus Oct 5, 2019 @ 5:22pm 
+rep How this work lol
swish Apr 20, 2018 @ 12:58am 
>be 12
>6th grade
>really need to piss
>excuse myself from band class
>rush to bathroom
>It's all the way on the other side of the school
>discreetly holding my ♥♥♥♥ closed as i do
>arrive
>decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies
>it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ occupied
>kid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat
>watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle
>the scare causes me to piss myself
>mfw
Doza Mar 18, 2018 @ 10:31pm 
racist smol minded bigot, probably a future school shooter, this person is very unstable
swish Feb 9, 2018 @ 11:49pm 
When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
KFCChickenshit Jan 19, 2018 @ 6:56pm 
kms: i wanna die on a tinny with an aboriginal elder and darren lockyer doing a round trip off the coast of darwin