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21 of 48 (44%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 7, 2011 @ 12:51pm

Wood Boy

Complete the Forest without dying
Unlocked Apr 3, 2011 @ 12:37pm


Unlock a single retro warp zone
Unlocked Apr 4, 2011 @ 4:01am

Living In the Past

Complete 5 retro warp zones
Unlocked Apr 8, 2011 @ 1:40am

Old School

Complete 10 retro warp zones
Unlocked Apr 6, 2011 @ 12:55pm

The End

Beat the light world
Unlocked Apr 4, 2011 @ 3:29am

I Have Crabs!

Unlock the Head Crab (10 bandages)
Unlocked Apr 7, 2011 @ 1:02pm

Metal Head

Unlock the Machinarium Robot (30 bandages)
Unlocked Apr 8, 2011 @ 3:54am

I Smell something Fishy...

Unlock Naija (50 bandages)
Unlocked Feb 16, 2013 @ 9:05am


Unlock RunMan (70 bandages)
Unlocked Apr 3, 2011 @ 1:04pm

The Commander

Unlock CommanderVideo
Unlocked Apr 4, 2011 @ 8:03am

The Bootlicker

Unlock Jill
Unlocked Apr 7, 2011 @ 11:12am

The Jump man

Unlock Ogmo
Unlocked Apr 8, 2011 @ 6:36am

The Fly guy

Unlock Flywrench
Unlocked Nov 17, 2015 @ 5:09am


Unlocked Sep 12, 2012 @ 9:50am


Unlocked Feb 15, 2013 @ 7:20am


Unlocked May 31, 2014 @ 11:35am

Squirrel Boy

Complete the Forest Dark World without dying
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 6:50am

Medium Well

Spend as little time as possible in Hell
Unlocked Oct 12, 2012 @ 11:30am


Spend as little time as possible in The Forest
Unlocked Jul 24, 2014 @ 5:01am

Medium Rare

Spend as little time as possible in The Hospital
Unlocked Dec 28, 2011 @ 2:59pm

The Kids Xmas!

Complete a single level of "The Kids Xmas" chapter in super meat world

Needle Boy

Complete the Hospital without dying

Salt Boy

Complete the Salt Factory without dying

Brimstone Boy

Complete Hell without dying

Maggot Boy

Complete the Rapture without dying

Dead Boy

Complete The End without dying

Girl Boy

Complete the Cotton Alley without dying

Retro Rampage

Complete all retro warp zones

The Real End

Beat the dark world

Golden God

100% the game

Accidental Arsonist

Unlock Mr. Minecraft (100 bandages)


Unlock Captain Viridian (90 bandages)

The Kid

Unlock the Kid







Blood Clot Boy

Complete the Hospital Dark World without dying

Missile Boy

Complete the Salt Factory Dark World without dying

Demon Boy

Complete the Hell Dark World without dying.

Zombie Boy

Complete the Rapture Dark World without dying

Dr.Fetus Boy

Complete The End Dark World without dying

Impossible Boy

Complete The Cotton Alley Dark World without dying

The Golden Gift!

Complete all levels in "The Kids Xmas" chapter in super meat world IN ONE PLAY SESSION.

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