Ontario, Canada
"What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over."
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Malkavian Aug 10 @ 3:02pm 
+rep (playin ds solo)
ReHcUwU Aug 7 @ 10:38pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Mr. Snuffleupagus May 19 @ 7:56pm 
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dacalala Jan 19 @ 11:05pm 
I asked a guy if he knew about Pokémon today, and he proceed to list off all of the 151 original Pokémon. I laughed, and proceeded to name all 802 Pokemon, what levels they evolve at, when they learn all of their moves, what all of the moves do, every Pokédex entry and their current most meta smogon build. With every new fact his body decomposed at a faster and faster rate, until he was nothing more than a pound of dirt. But I was not feeling merciful that day. I used a max revive on him, and proceeded to cause every one of not only his bones, but everyone within 18 generations of him’s bones to dissolve into a fine powder (including mine) He begged me to stop but I kept going. I recounted every piece of rule 34 Pokemon art to date, along with its exact time of creation and what specific fetishes it appeals to, no matter how niche. I then proceeded to jerk off to each and every one right there in front of him. So yeah I guess you could say I’m a Pokémon master.
dacalala Dec 23, 2018 @ 10:42pm 
The United States Constitution Preamble but put through an OwO translates

We the peopwe of the united states, in owdew to fowm a mowe pewfect union, estabwish justice, insuwe domestic twanquiwity, pwovide fow the common defence, pwomote the genewaw wewfawe, and secuwe the bwessings of libewty to ouwsewves and ouw postewity, do owdain and estabwish this constitution fow the united states of amewica.
dacalala Apr 25, 2017 @ 7:51pm 
Your views of CS:GO Team Cloud 9 have completely enlightened me; and my logical thinking of who is the best CS:GO Team. I can know clearly see that CS:GO Team Cloud 9 is by far the BEST CS:GO Team to ever exist in CS:GO history. I would even go so far as to say that they are the best COD (Call of Duty) team in history, that's how God-like they are. The amount of wins they have against those EU cheaters is incomprehensible. It is near impossible to go into detail as to why they are so good at CS:GO. I would just like to leave this comment to show any new people viewing this Messiah's profile that there IS HOPE. CS:GO Team Cloud 9 will dominate in the Year 2016, those grimy cheaters from EU are going to be banned by Valve so therefore CS:GO Team Cloud 9 will be the best in history. Goodbye and wish those Sexy players luck, although they don't need it because they are the epicentre of winning on CS:GO