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uncle boobs
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DetectiveCP Nov 25 @ 2:09pm 
There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

You're in a computer game, Max.

The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
doomjuan Nov 25 @ 2:06pm 
what is bro waffling about
DetectiveCP Nov 25 @ 12:37am 
I still don't know what happened that night you took off, but I do know you're into me now for some serious cash. Things have been getting a little too close for comfort around here with all these crews battling for new territory. I think I could use someone with your skills to help me out. The way I see things, I bailed you out of a serious jam twice now. Time for you to return the favor.
DetectiveCP Nov 15 @ 10:21am 
It's your pal Razor. Heard you're back in; I hope you enjoyed your vacation. Maybe I should call you sweetheart now, huh? Glad to see you're a sucker for punishment though. And by the way... thanks for the ride. Be seein' ya.
_Pitras_ Sep 12 @ 9:28am 
canada moment
uncle boobs Sep 7 @ 5:32pm 
who are you
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