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YUNGCARTI ☆ May 18 @ 2:18pm 
~have a nice day ♥~
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~have a nice day ♥~
vorxey Apr 24 @ 5:21pm 
𝟨𝘹𝟨 ? 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 :cure:
vorxey Apr 23 @ 6:28pm 
𝟨𝗑𝟨 ? :cure:
Boshine Jan 18 @ 5:10am 
Forfeit Dec 24, 2018 @ 8:56pm 
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tabletaim Nov 25, 2018 @ 12:31am 
Have a nice day! :SG0_Heart:
Miłego dnia! :SG0_Heart:
SÄ°CCÄ°N Nov 12, 2018 @ 10:01am 
Sign pls
vorxey Oct 4, 2018 @ 2:03pm 
Falling Down (feat. Lil Peep)


𝐇ɪ𝐬 ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ﹐ ʙʀᴏ·
𝐍ᴏ﹐ 𝐈 ɢᴏᴛ—﹐ 𝐈 ғᴇᴇʟ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ 𝐬ʜɪᴛᴛʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜ𝐬ᴇ ɪᴛ·𝐬 ʟɪᴋᴇ﹐ ʏᴏ
𝐋ɪᴋᴇ﹐ ɪғ 𝐈 ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀ𝐬 𝐬ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ
𝐀ɴᴅ ɪᴛ·𝐬 ʟɪᴋᴇ﹐ ʏᴏ﹐ ɪғ 𝐈 ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ𝐬 𝐬ᴏᴏɴᴇʀ﹐ ʙʀᴏ﹐ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ 𝐬ᴏ ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ
𝐈ᴛ·𝐬 ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜ𝐬ᴇ ɪᴛ·𝐬 ʟɪᴋᴇ﹐ ʏᴏ﹐ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅɪᴇ﹐ ᴛʜᴀᴛ·𝐬 ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ·ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ﹐ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ﹖
·𝐂ᴀᴜ𝐬ᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴍᴏʀ𝐬ᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ𝐬 ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ·ᴇᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ :BB_Moon:
AT' Oct 4, 2018 @ 12:14pm 
Character is what you are in the dark!
-- Lord John Whorfin

The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through
the crowd at the bottom.
"`Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain.'
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in
`I beg your pardon, sir?' he said.
`The phone, waiter,' said Zaphod, grabbing it off him.
`Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't
fall off.'"

- Zaphod discovers that waiters are the least hip people in the Universe.
They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than
ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.
-- Discworld scientists at work
(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
vorxey Sep 29, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
🌙🌙🌙 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝!🌙🌙🌙
nostalgic Sep 11, 2018 @ 8:32pm 
Robot Rudy Aug 28, 2018 @ 7:10pm 
what are you
pored Aug 26, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
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 .               𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ   。  .
        。                 ゚   .              .
,         .  .        .
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  .        .     .          。  . 
᠌ Aug 19, 2018 @ 1:02pm 
¡ byteframe 🤓 is volant ! Jul 16, 2018 @ 2:53pm 
<frogbert> its hard being a lesbian withoutn breasts...people dont take
you seriously

"What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying."
-- Nikita Khrushchev

Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world.
It's unreliable levers that are the problem.
(Small Gods)
Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the
farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than
chickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Getting Married"
Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to
pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber,
hardware, and toasters all in one location. Notice I say "shop for," as
opposed to "obtain." This is the major drawback of home centers: they are
always out of everything except artificial Christmas trees. The home center
employees have n
¡ byteframe 🤓 is volant ! Jul 13, 2018 @ 4:12pm 
Peter: Lois told me to clean the windows, wash the siding, and clean the gutters. To most normal guys, that's three jobs. To Peter Griffin and his big hose, that's one job.
Cleveland: You're not working hard, Peter. You're working smart.

Less is more or less more
-- Y_Plentyn on #LinuxGER

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
-- Lao Tsu
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
Machine: You have 113 new messages [Phone starts to beep]
Lois: Oh my!
Old Man: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was. [beep]
Old Man: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back. [beep]
Old Man: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good
¡ byteframe 🤓 is volant ! Jul 13, 2018 @ 11:39am 
no brainer:
A decision which, viewed through the retrospectoscope,
is "obvious" to those who failed to make it originally.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Guard: "You have to give me your authorization password."

(Jayne fires down into the vault... there is a delay)

Guard: "Okay!"

People have believed for hundreds of years that newts in a well mean that
the water's fresh and drinkable, and *in all that time* never asked
themselves whether the newts got out to go to the lavatory.
(Reaper Man)

Kaylee: (pointing to a pink frilly dress) "Say, look at the fluffy one!"

Zoe: "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something
with some slink."

Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I
have money for a slinky dress?"

Jayne: "I'll chip in."

Zoe: (to Jayne) "I can hurt you."

Mal: "When a man engages in clan
¡ byteframe 🤓 is volant ! Jul 12, 2018 @ 12:14am 
Hermes: "Hail, Atlanta."
UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course,
I never heard the story before.
Waitress: Here you go, fella. From Flappy himself.
Stewie: I don't care if they... [Stewie is force-fed a bite of pancakes]
Stewie: Oh... oh these are delectable. Hey, Flappy. Good news. I've decided not to kill you.

'We'll never make it alive!'
(Small Gods)

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
"If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo."

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
¡ byteframe 🤓 is volant ! Jul 11, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
<Kensey> RMS for President???
<RelDrgn> ...or ESR, he wants a new job ;)
Two stormtroopers are posted near the tractor beam power
Do you know what's going on?
Other stormtrooper:
Maybe it's another drill.
Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the
ocean. After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop,
"We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide."

No one heard the cry that came back from the dead skull, because there was no mouth to utter it and not even a mind to guide it, but it screamed out into the night:
(Feet of Clay)

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it.
-- William Orton

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon