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Nigerian Prince Alyusi Islassis   Bong, Liberia
 
 
I sling more game than an arcade. Don't be frivolous. Fortune favors the bold. Nothing ventured nothing gained. Rejection is better than regret. Learning from frequent failures causes success to sprawl
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REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

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I'm about to drop some wisdom on you all especially considering it's the Summer Sale. If there is one game I would recommend on all of Steam, it is Furi. The anger and rage you will feel is important, hold on to it because once you beat the game it will not only physically feel rejuvinating overcoming many challenges but will also create a greater understanding of the story and the ending. $7.50 (on sale) is a lot less than everything this game can and will give you
The combat is fluid yet intense, synth soundtrack is spectatcular, art style is amazing, and every character is captivating. Not a complaint in the world. Do me and yourself a favour by finishing the game if you haven't already. The last boss (before the secret ending) isn't what you expect however is executed flawlessly. Do be sure to continue playing while the credits play as there's a "secret ending" that makes the story and game immensely more riveting. The term "Piece de resistance" was created for a game like this

"We all have choices to make" -The Voice
"It seems like we are fighting each other, but we both know that we are fighting ourselves" -The Edge
"What will you do when you get out?" -The Voice

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lane Oct 21 @ 2:39pm 
enjoy being ♥♥♥♥ at games for the rest of your life!!! Keep playing though, one day you might be able to get good.
ForzaRacer Oct 7 @ 12:17pm 
I will enjoy my ban, I been told that 2 years ago LMAO, GL :)
I am pleased you linked such a good bop
Mike Maul Sep 15 @ 5:46pm 
dont you ever ♥♥♥♥ing comment on my profile again you stupid ♥♥♥♥ing mongoloid just because ok computer has a bunch of jangly guitars and stupid ♥♥♥♥ing robot voices doesnt mean its better than literally any other album and you are a legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for thinking this
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