I feel quite hungry

Gunner, Deep Rock Galactic Mining Corporation: Scale Brigade, Roughnecks.

Bailiff of Pribyslavitz, Bohemia

Paramilitary Contractor: New California Republic

Lakemaster of Dale

Darth Revan

Magos of the Adeptus Mechanicus: Forge World Mars

Expert S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Helldiver Skull Admiral: Super Earth Armed Forces.
Overall commander of all Helldivers aboard SES Princess of The Stars.
First tour served with the Draupnir Divers, Creek Crawlers and Mantes Marauders.

Commander: Task Force North

Protector of the Lost Fire Indian Nation

Enforcer: Sicilian Mob, Empire Bay

Flight Leader, Hitman Team: Cascadian Air National Guard/Cascadian Air Force

Test Participant (Unwilling): Aperture Science

Point Man: First Encounter Assault Recon (F.E.A.R.)

Champion of Neverwinter

Enforcer: Mongrels MC, Wizard Island & Lost Lake.

Nora Seeker

Director: Federal Bureau of Control (FBC)

Overwatch: Ghost Recon, Bolivia

Agent: The Division, Second Wave, Manhattan & Washington D.C.

Commander: XCOM

Yari Ashigaru

Allergic to Gluten
Co-Op Games and My Ground Rules When Playing Them
Co-Op Games I Actively Play:

Deep Rock Galactic
Helldivers 2
Tom Clancy's The Division (1&2)
Borderlands (2&3)
Remnant (1&2)
Total War Shogun 2

Ground Rules:

1. Behave appropriately and respect personal boundaries.
2. Play to enrich the person you are playing with (educate on mechanics, crack jokes and have fun)
3. Play to win (If we're winning, go wild. If we're losing, don't goof off)
4. Don't spam your mic (yelling, music, chewing, etc).
5. Recognize when it's time to take a break (don't force yourself through frustration).
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67 Hours played
This game is hollow. Beneath the stylish aesthetic, well-designed characters, and that gorgeous San Francisco sunshine, you will find zero personality. Please don't buy this game. For the price, there are so many other better experiences out there- better action games, better stealth games, better RPGs, even better hacking games.


Game looks beautiful, particularly when driving.

Hacking skills and tactics are cool, bamboozling the enemy is satisfying.

Genuinely profound commentary on corporate interference, privacy violations, and big tech abuse.



The story is so... nothing. Villain is generic, several plot elements end without warning or are never pursued. Several mechanics just have zero purpose (why have lethal and nonlethal weapons when there is no morality or karma system?) Strange, cringeworthy dialog... you aren't playing this for the story.

World is empty and meaningless. None of the many restaurants, pawn shops or clothing stores have unique items or services. All the world does is take up space between you and various interactive objectives.

Boring, repetitive quests. Go here, hold "e" on this object. That's 60% of the game.

This is just me personally, but I hate Key Data. Essentially, if you want to unlock certain skills in the skill tree, you have to find key data in certain locations throughout the map. The placement of these items are totally arbitrary. There was no reason to add key data other than to pad the game out and make unlocking skills a slow, grindy experience.

Most weapons aside from the grenade launchers and shotguns lack impact.

This is such a nothing game. A really cool, stylish first 20 hours and a fun last 5 hours, and the most boring, meaningless 30+ hours in between. Play Orwell, Metal Gear, Hitman, any of those. Just do yourself a favor and don't buy this game. I played it so you don't have to.
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"Some of you may be wondering... how the hell did I get here?"
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Pro-Soldier May 7 @ 7:37pm 
Petalwing Aug 6, 2023 @ 9:35am 
Excellent reviews! Fell down rabbit hole. Got me to move Gris up in my queue. Thanks :) :cleanfloppy::cozydarkseer:
:) Jul 6, 2022 @ 7:11pm 
Halfbrain watches OxHorn xD
Centurion7531920 Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
+rep very solid pal and one of a kind
mr.chinchillico Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:45am 
Found this guy in Watch Dogs 2 review, really helps me considering for buying that games which could save my bucks. Surfing through his reviews now searching for the good games. Thanks for the review mate!
YetAnotherBee Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:15pm 
+rep This man is the Parkay of substitute butter products