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I play fat like a pro 27 Thg03 @ 3:41am 
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Life Hack Inspiration

If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~!

What does that teach you?

Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!

Start it today!

go sh!t on the floor
You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own. Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me! Help me, God! -- Homer Simpson Homer Badman :TheDonuts:
I play fat like a pro 26 Thg03 @ 3:26am 
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Study shows

If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.

Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!

what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!

So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!
I play fat like a pro 26 Thg03 @ 2:34am 
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Study shows

If you listen to Deftones

You are a BADBOY!
ƬΉΣЯKΣY 25 Thg03 @ 10:11am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ you
xiaoweigod 25 Thg03 @ 2:43am 
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I play fat like a pro 25 Thg03 @ 2:32am 
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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers?


Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.

And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
I play fat like a pro 24 Thg03 @ 1:50am 
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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美(茉城まみ)

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
Faiz 23 Thg03 @ 7:47pm 
这个世界上有一种男生,他不是不会谈恋爱,而是怕自己不够优秀配不上女生,同时也是害怕会给双方造成一些伤害。
There is a kind of boy in this world who is not incapable of dating, but is afraid that he is not outstanding enough to match a girl, and at the same time, he is also afraid of causing some harm to both parties.
Atlus✪ 23 Thg03 @ 8:00am 
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I play fat like a pro 23 Thg03 @ 6:54am 
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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
Hori Kyouko 22 Thg03 @ 7:29am 
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𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅~! ヾ(●ω●)ノ
I play fat like a pro 22 Thg03 @ 7:01am 
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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!
I play fat like a pro 21 Thg03 @ 7:48am 
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Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.

if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
T1-Faker 20 Thg03 @ 9:05am 
“上清本由正一续,教外别传开散枝”
I play fat like a pro 20 Thg03 @ 7:14am 
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Did you know that Elon Musk spent $44 billion buying Twitter
whilst it has been a free-download app for years?

is he stewpid?
T1-Faker 19 Thg03 @ 8:46am 
““水月禅师号玉通,多时不下竹林峰。可怜数点菩提水,倾入红莲两瓣中””
I play fat like a pro 19 Thg03 @ 12:46am 
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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
I play fat like a pro 18 Thg03 @ 2:44am 
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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice
T1-Faker 17 Thg03 @ 8:48am 
“或问曰:“神仙不死,信可得乎?”抱朴子答曰:“虽有至明,而有形者不可毕见焉。虽禀极聪,而有声者不可尽闻焉。虽有大章竖亥之足,而所常履者,未若所不履之多。虽有禹益齐谐之智,而所尝识者未若所不识之众也。万物云云,何所不有,况列仙之人,盈乎竹素矣。不死之道,曷为无之?””
I play fat like a pro 16 Thg03 @ 10:54pm 
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Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.

Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.

And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.

Do you know why????

It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
T1-Faker 16 Thg03 @ 9:33am 
“九天玄刹,化为神雷,煌煌天威,以剑引之!”
I play fat like a pro 15 Thg03 @ 9:45pm 
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Welcome to Logic Class 101!

A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
T1-Faker 15 Thg03 @ 9:21am 
“先有造化后有天,自在更在造化前。生来只有十八岁,一个混沌是一年。”
:blocks3::summer2019logocorgi: Day of inquiry. You... :Guloso:
:blocks1::yazdhdgirl:...will be subpoenaed.
:ruby:
:blocks2::zcrystal: Lucky Numbers: :jawjaw:
:blocks4::rubik: 78,57,61 :PurpleSphere:
T1-Faker 14 Thg03 @ 9:24am 
“红颜远,相思苦。
几番意,难相负。
十年情思百年渡,
不斩相思不忍顾!”
I play fat like a pro 14 Thg03 @ 6:50am 
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In order to save today's John Connor and the future mankind from Skynet.
The future human resistance told me to tell you to pls sell your kidney to buy me a copy of Diablo 4 to play to have fun.
Pls hurry !

ignore if you are a girl, I know science, gilrs do'nt have kidneys
T1-Faker 13 Thg03 @ 9:39am 
““亏你,今夜不过如此,将来金殿对策,你大约连‘赵钱孙李’都忘了呢!唐钱翊咏芭蕉诗头一句,‘冷烛无烟绿蜡干’,你都忘了不成?””
I play fat like a pro 13 Thg03 @ 3:46am 
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We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.

but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.

probably the king among gays
T1-Faker 12 Thg03 @ 9:06am 
“你的关心,是独我一份的,还是他人都有的?若不是独我一分的,那这份关心不要也罢。”
I play fat like a pro 12 Thg03 @ 3:32am 
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How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.

So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it
T1-Faker 11 Thg03 @ 9:17am 
“全世界在顷刻间坠入了永夜,
所有的情话在一瞬间都幻灭,
打不开的结侵蚀着对你的眷恋.
破碎的永恒被抛洒在现实的荒野,
无奈的妥协最后到不了的终点,
回望的瞬间我禁不住又走进昨天.”
I play fat like a pro 11 Thg03 @ 7:06am 
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Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!

only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape
T1-Faker 10 Thg03 @ 10:04am 
“子曰,礼尚往来.
举案齐眉至鬓白.
吾老人幼皆亲爱.
扫径迎客蓬门开.
看我泱泱礼仪大国.
君子有为德远播.
江山错落,人间星火.
吐纳着千年壮阔.”
I play fat like a pro 10 Thg03 @ 3:05am 
----------Today's Scientific Found:------------
#Conspricy Theory:
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.


Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother!~
T1-Faker 9 Thg03 @ 7:55am 
“蒹葭苍苍,白露为霜。
广袖飘飘,今在何方。
几经沧桑,几度彷徨。
衣裾渺渺,终成绝响。
我愿重回汉唐,再奏角徵宫商。
着我汉家衣裳,兴我礼仪之邦。
我愿重回汉唐,再谱盛世华章。”
I play fat like a pro 8 Thg03 @ 11:33pm 
Today's Scientific Found:
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed
天照大御 GazMyas 8 Thg03 @ 6:03am 
Go trade
I play fat like a pro 8 Thg03 @ 4:16am 
Today's Scientific Found
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot?
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf?
天照大御 GazMyas 8 Thg03 @ 2:35am 
Good
Hori Kyouko 7 Thg03 @ 11:24pm 
∧__∧
(`•ω• )づ__∧
(つ  /( •ω•。)
しーJ (nnノ) pat pat



𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙~! (◕ᴥ◕)
T1-Faker 7 Thg03 @ 7:54am 
“when everybody says someone is a hero,no one really knows the truth about an idol”
T1-Faker 6 Thg03 @ 7:50am 
“碧血玄黄变,法灭万籁悲。寥廓主宰千秋劫,天火焚尽百业,步轮回。看圣行无悔,付神道不归。菩提问世渡魔隳,玄解兵锋戡乱,谱传说。”
T1-Faker 5 Thg03 @ 7:50am 
“迭代江湖卅年变,鼎雄分峙孤罗命;无欲侠途风波恶,一剑忘然天下定。”
T1-Faker 4 Thg03 @ 7:28am 
“天道烈,万物浑沦难相别;逍遥灭,魔暗罪恶怎了结?忘机绝,半生恩仇剑上雪。殉道血,一战乾坤仙魔决。”
T1-Faker 3 Thg03 @ 8:02am 
“天机启,万象大衍造玄奇,血路承,穹宇浩劫自太曦;霹雳天机气数转,璇玑一拨谁斗棋?风云合,且任逍遥共忘机。”
🌸ღ Hitagi ღ🌸 1 Thg03 @ 6:09pm 
皆さんが素晴らしい週末を過ごされることを願っています。顔の笑顔が決して消えませんように
I hope everyone has a great weekend, may the smile on your face never fade ❤ ❤
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 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣       ⊹   .
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊      ⡠⢄  ⡘

良い週末を~ ❤
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
T1-Faker 1 Thg03 @ 8:37am 
“足下啊,能用那不死斩,斩断在下的不死之身吗?”
Hori Kyouko 1 Thg03 @ 8:29am 
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