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Life Hack Inspiration
If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~!
What does that teach you?
Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!
Start it today!
go sh!t on the floor
Study shows
If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.
Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!
what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!
So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!
Study shows
If you listen to Deftones
You are a BADBOY!
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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers?
Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.
And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美(茉城まみ)
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
There is a kind of boy in this world who is not incapable of dating, but is afraid that he is not outstanding enough to match a girl, and at the same time, he is also afraid of causing some harm to both parties.
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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.
For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
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𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅~! ヾ(●ω●)ノ
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
Did you know that Elon Musk spent $44 billion buying Twitter
whilst it has been a free-download app for years?
is he stewpid?
Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?
As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.
As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:
Yes, Onlypans does exist.
It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.
And I'm fully supportive about your choice
Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.
Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.
And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.
Do you know why????
It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
Welcome to Logic Class 101!
A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
→ ...will be subpoenaed.
→ Lucky Numbers:
→ 78,57,61
几番意,难相负。
十年情思百年渡,
不斩相思不忍顾!”
In order to save today's John Connor and the future mankind from Skynet.
The future human resistance told me to tell you to pls sell your kidney to buy me a copy of Diablo 4 to play to have fun.
Pls hurry !
ignore if you are a girl, I know science, gilrs do'nt have kidneys
We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.
but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.
probably the king among gays
How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.
So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it
所有的情话在一瞬间都幻灭,
打不开的结侵蚀着对你的眷恋.
破碎的永恒被抛洒在现实的荒野,
无奈的妥协最后到不了的终点,
回望的瞬间我禁不住又走进昨天.”
Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!
only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape
举案齐眉至鬓白.
吾老人幼皆亲爱.
扫径迎客蓬门开.
看我泱泱礼仪大国.
君子有为德远播.
江山错落,人间星火.
吐纳着千年壮阔.”
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother!~
广袖飘飘,今在何方。
几经沧桑,几度彷徨。
衣裾渺渺,终成绝响。
我愿重回汉唐,再奏角徵宫商。
着我汉家衣裳,兴我礼仪之邦。
我愿重回汉唐,再谱盛世华章。”
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot?
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf?
(`•ω• )づ__∧
(つ /( •ω•。)
しーJ (nnノ) pat pat
𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙~! (◕ᴥ◕)
I hope everyone has a great weekend, may the smile on your face never fade ❤ ❤
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⡇⢸ ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄ ⡸ ⡆ ⠢ ⠱⡀
⡇⢸ ⣀⠗ ⠉⠉⠁ ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱ . ⊹
⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉ ⠈⠁⠘⡄ ⊹ •
⢇ ⠁ ⠘⡄ • ❤
⢸ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢣ ⊹ .
⡸ ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇ ⠘⠛⠛⠛ ⠈⢄
⠰⡁ ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊ ⡠⢄ ⡘
良い週末を~ ❤
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𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅~! (♡°▽°♡)