cha cha yo
bill philips   El Paso, Texas, United States
 
 
fence hoppers, am i right?
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a very cool and relatable story
A-i have never stolen a man's shoes
B-OH REALLY NOW
A-i mean it, the only shoes i own are ones i have bought for myself with my own money
B-mhm, suuuuuure
A-really, i don't steal shoes
B-THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE SHOES???
A-maybe you lost them?
B-I DON'T LOSE SHOES! WHO LOSES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOES!
A-you, probably
B-DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME YOU SUBHUMAN, SHOE STEALING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEGENERATE ♥♥♥♥
A-woah there, no need to be so angry. if i buy you a new pair of shoes, will you shut the hell up about it?
B-YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU??? IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING! I HAVE PLENTY OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOES AT HOME, I JUST WANT FILTHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO ADMIT THEIR GUILT FOR ONCE!
A-alright buddy, sure, i stole your shoes, is that what you wanted to hear?
B-oh, can i get that in writing?
A-ok, sure, here you go. ... who are you calling?
B-THE COPS YOU FILTHY SHOE STEALING PRICK! hello officer, i've just performed a citizen's arrest on this dirty homeless man--
A-HEY, I'M NOT HOMELESS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
B- --on this dirty man who stole my damn shoes, and i've got a written confession
A-HELP, HE'S GOT A BOMB!!! SEND A SWAT TEAM!!! HE'S GOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASSAULT RIFLE TOO!!!
B-SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP, WOULD YOU? I'M TRYING TO GET YOU ARRESTED! --- no, officer, he's trying to pervert the process of justice for his own foul means. don't hang up, i am reporting a legitimate crime, come on! i'm an honest person! ... anyone there?
A-did they hang up?
B-yes. ♥♥♥♥.
A-nice, well i'll see you later then.
B-alright. fine. bye.
A-WAIT, COME BACK HERE YOU ♥♥♥♥!
B-*runs away faster*
A-♥♥♥♥
B-*continues running away*
A-♥♥♥♥
B-*is really far away now*
A-it's really hard to catch up to him
B-*is pretty much gone*
A-because he stole my damn shoes!
B-*in his car now, very far away*
A-hello officer, i'd like to report a robbery. yes it's my shoes. please don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hang up.
B-*checking out his new shoes in the walmart parking lot*
A-♥♥♥♥

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jagle Jun 1 @ 12:48am 
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EyPopCat Jun 1 @ 12:36am 
Cool dude to play games with, but your relationship with your dog seems a little too intimate....uncool dude
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jagle Jan 21 @ 10:59am 
i have guys in my school they are men and have man bodies with skin
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cha cha yo Jan 12 @ 12:31am 
i call my toe dirt gamer cheese and sell it on my etsy store come and get it.