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Personal Achievements

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 4:20pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked May 30, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked May 30, 2022 @ 8:21pm


Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 4:39pm


Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked May 30, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 6:53pm


Collect the SMG.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 7:17pm


Shut down the substation.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked May 28, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 7:38pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 8:57pm


Make your choice.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 5:19pm


Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked May 30, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked May 29, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2021 @ 11:48am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.

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