Mocha

"HOLE IN ONE SUCK MY CHODE"
"I just released my chode juices, bros"
"I'm really tired, I could fuck a guy"
"I like Uganda."
"JESUS CHRIIIIIST, HIS NIPPLES ARE SO LONG"
"a worm could cum in my butthole"
"give me half your cum please, dad"
"yea but its fun to shoot little kids"
"GOD, just embrace the rape, kid"
"yea? how about you keep sucking this dick, little black kid"
"i just farted, eat my ass"
"actually no this one is my asshole, i'm always gaping"
"i'm an anti-beaner"
"i don't even care about my fetus i care about my pee"
"i've got the coolest urinary tract infection, it's got sunglasses and everything"
"i swear to god i'm gonna suck a baby out your ass"
"i wanna shove a quarter up my ass"
"just killed a whole african family."
"let me.. let me anally probe your son"
"oh no my urethra is gaping" ... "it's fucking gaping and like, talking to me"
"chillin on the beach with my best friend jeeesus christ, iiiiiii fuck little black kids"
"you know why that reminded me of fingering?"
"i just want someone to rub my dick like my dad does"
"i mean, i kinda want someone to shit in my mouth.."
"the muffin man gave me herpes"
"i have a micropenis?"
"I CAN'T WAIT FOR MENSTRUATION MARCH"
"i wanna look like a grandpa that's a stripper part-time"
"guys are you ready for fap-your-friends february?"
"can i put ogre cum in my butthole?"
"my other brother doesn't have a colon"
"i came in a space jam sock one time"
"that's like if elvis was an older crack baby wife"
"i'm really enjoying being a slave right now"
"i would suck a dick for some gushers back in fifth grade"

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"sorry my dad was in my asshole"
"billy mays can get in my asshole"
"I wanna fuck some kid with a nerf dart."
"i kinda wanna destroy these kids' assholes"
"colonoscopy"
"your fetus looks dumb"
"shut the fuck up, my cat is not eating your ass"
"my dad has downs: a true story"
"i got a wicked uti bro wanna check it?"
"anyways, what i'm saying was, if i were to take a diarrhea shit on my pc as it was on, it would like, go up there and be like a shock therapy enema. it'd be pretty nice if you think about it. from buzzfeed: SHOCKING new way to get an enema. ten different ways to get an enema by buzzfeed" (author's note: he won't stop)
"i have a bigger asshole than u"
"have faith in my ballsack"
"GIVE ME HERPES"
"let me in on some of that uterus, homie"
"i'd rape jesus"
"the more ba-nae-naes i inject into my bloodstream, the less human i become, and the more minion i shall be."
"i am a certified baby raper"
"i wish i could look at child porn!"
"i do NOT want a glowy penis on my leg."
"i'm not a furry dude i just like to fuck dogs"
"in the midst of all these pubes, there is a monkey."
"all i can think about is pubes"
"ugh, this has like, the aftertaste of cum"

Ethan

"mmm. marge wife."
"black culture is so funny to me."

Isabella

"I don't know why I'm so gay right now.."
"dude, if i ever gave birth, it would be to these cheez-its"

"i'm not even that gay i just really love penis"

"also you have to learn to appreciate not than just penis going into cagina"

"gaming is a gateway drug to terrorism"

"id rather suck moose's peepee than yours"
"i have to put a lot of thought into white supremacy"

"ᵖᵒᵒᵖ ᵃˢˢ"

moose: busy watching incest porn ill check it out later
Expand: oh
Expand: okay

mocha: i dunno, something about rape probably
expand: yeah i know it was about rape, that's why i was interested, homie

moose: hey wait, cum or semen
expand: nah, i like semen