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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?


Mirror mirror on the wall...

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.


I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!


Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.


So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.


I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.


You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.


Picking at fresh wounds.