chris dude
i am chris and im a cool dude.
i like playing killzone, and age of empires, amongst other things...

my favorite games are strategy games, platformers, arcade games, big adventures such as uncharted and tomb raider, i also like mystery games, such as MYST, and RPG's, medieval sword-slashing games, and i also like some fighting games as well.
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chris_dude Jun 9 @ 5:21am 
what a strange person (the guy commenting below me....)
Occasional Fartsman May 12 @ 7:59am 
Here, we see Harry Potter confronting a minion. Nervous, Harry stares above the minions head, avoiding eye-contact. The minion, however, seems to be completely fixated on the sharp wand protruding from Harry's pelvic region, but he does not know this. Harry attempts to strike a conversation with it, hoping that it will be his friend. He says "Minion", but he gets no reply. Harry then says "Minion is very funny...", and still, the minion is fixated on Harry's wand. Angered at the minion's unwillingness to listen, Harry then says :but minion will be dead". He then fires his wand at the minion's eye, puncturing it and causing a massive amount of blood to shoot out of the wound, thus killing it. Shortly after, a Goat Nun rises from the ground and looks at Harry. Harry stares at the Goat Nun, then begins relapsing in agony.
Occasional Fartsman May 6 @ 3:48pm 
Ok, lets rate:

Milkers: packin --- Good curviture, (wobbly! xD) and tasty!

Pecker: meaty --- Lenght level: high altitude

This is what i would call i monkey anime waifu honk honk

A$$: (butt) : bigggggg B.I.G tiddies Biggggggg Bottom like spongebomb !! d.:D spongeisybob

♥♥♥: stiCKY!!: .d: Victory!!! :steambored: medal of honor goes to: Tommy Clover

in general: This man has high crowave from mike and bigg tiddies and also big buttox and also giant GONK


GG Valve, you have outdone yourself!!! !!!!! :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>>>>>_.._.....

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chris_dude May 3 @ 4:44pm 
@ANi med sd : do i know you sir?
stop spamming my page please, thanks.
Occasional Fartsman May 1 @ 10:40am 
I will find you!!! :steamthumbsdown: -rep
TheKursedOne Apr 7 @ 8:54pm 
Motha fu-kin badass