🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole!

-rep cannot handle washing the dishes, making salad, taking orders, cleaning tables, and cooking food at the same time. horrible sous-chef

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no this is burger king

I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORTIFIED. My bf and I are the touchy type, and we playfully "finger" each other's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over clothes, secretly in public, as a form of affection. I don't care if you think that's weird, but this is where my practice became the absolute most embarrassing moment of my life.

I was watching the sunset with my mom and she put her arm around my waist. When I reciprocated I instinctively put my finger over her butt and gave it a little tickle, COMPLETELY accidentally. By the time I realized what I had subconsciously done, it was too late. She didn't even react–-probably because my dad does that to her all the time. Now that I think about it, I probably got it from them. But I DID notice, and in a mortified state went, "Did I just touch your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" and she laughed, and I laughed, my face turning bright red like a tomato. I want to just... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever done and I will never touch my bf's butt the same way again.

ate his ass on the cosby show, Bill Cosby said it was the most powerful display of Grocery Munching he had ever seen.